The malware finally got so bad, I had to relearn how to hack my registry [View All]

[Elidor]

I hadn't poked around in a Windows registry in years, but something called WindUpdates has installed itself on my pooter once a day for a month now, thanks to a brief dalliance with a disease-bearing virtual whore named Kazaa.

I had to create duplicates of four registry keys and one file in the system32 folder posing as a VXD, all of them empty files set to read-only. The files were IDed by AdAware.

There are many others out there, and I may catch other infections, but nothing has been so tenacious as WindUpdates from Kazaa. Whoever made it is a devious pigfucker.