A song to commemorate tonight's Countdown: [View All]

[Berry Cool]

Imagine this one instead, next time the Viagra commercial comes on. It'll make it a lot easier to tolerate.



From the day she came 'round and appeared on Countdown
She just set the screen on fire,
'Cause she's smart and she's pretty and she's ever so witty,
Her IQ couldn't get any higher,
Now it's time for KO to give her a go,
In the future, who knows, she just might have her own show!
Viva Ms. Maddow! Viva Ms. Maddow!

How I wish that there were more
Than just five nights of Countdown each week,
'Cause even if there were forty more
I couldn't get enough of hearin' Keith speak,
Oh, there's Oddball and Keepin' Tabs and then Keith unfurls
Three people that he calls the Worst in the World,
And now he's got a new sub who's our favorite girl,
So Viva Ms. Maddow! Viva Ms. Maddow!

Viva Ms. Maddow, with your wit a-flashin'
And your snark a-crashin'
All the wingnuts' talk down the drain,
Viva Ms. Maddow, turnin' nonsense to sense,
Makin' Countdown the best,
They put her on once,
It was never the same again!

She makes Pat and Tucker look like nothin' but suckers,
When it comes to brains she's got the most,
And forget about Tweety, 'cause his show's not as meaty,
No, she'll be the perfect host!
She's gonna give it ev'rything she's got,
Now that our Keith has offered a shot,
The woman even straight men and women find hot!
Viva Ms. Maddow! Viva Ms. Maddow!
Viva, viva Ms. Maddow!