Reply #6: Here's a joke I've shared with many on DU [View All]

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Rush Limbaugh dies and goes to hell. The Devil greets him and says; "since you've been especially evil while on earth, I am going to allow you the opportunity to decide how you will spend eternity".

The Devil takes Rush on a tour of Hell. The first room they come to is the "False Christian Room". Rush walks in and sees Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, James Dobson and a bunch of other prominent Republicans and Republican donors. Large, muscled Roman Soldiers are beating the Republicans to a pulp. Then the Republicans are slowly crucified on trees until they are dead. After three minutes, they come back to life, and the beatings begin anew.

Rush turns to the Devil and says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the False Christian Room".

The Devil takes Rush to the next room that is labeled "The Hypocrites Room". Rush walks in and sees Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reily, the entire cast of Fox and Friends, and several prominent Republican Senators and House Members. Millions upon millions of rabid dogs chase them all over the room slowing ripping their flesh until they die. Then, they are brought back to life, and the terribly screaming and agony begins anew.

Rush turns to the Devil and says; "I don't want to spend eternity in the Hypocrites Room, but can I ask you; 'Aren't there any Democrats in Hell'?

The Devil relies; Yes, there is one Democrat, but in order to see him, you'll have to go into the Sex Room".

The Devil takes Rush into the Sex Room. Rows and rows of tables are filled with the most sumptuous food Rush has ever seen. The walls are lined with the finest wines in the world. Toward the back is a humidor filled with an unending supply of Cuban Cigars. There in the middle of the room is a satin covered heart-shaped bed. Bill Clinton is laying on the bed while a young woman performs fellatio on him. Rush looks at the Devil and asks; "you mean for all eternity he just lays there getting a blow-job"? "That's right" replies the Devil.

Rush says; "Devil, I've made my choice. I will spend eternity in the "Sex Room".

The Devil says; "Very well", then smiles, turns to the couple on the bed, and says...."Monica, you're relieved".