'Vampyre' Candidate Backs Public Impaling [View All]

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I guess this will be on Keith Olbermann's show tonight. Proving that not ALL crazy stories come from Florida. Then again ... you gotta hand it to this guy for putting a new perspective on "evil" ... and honestly I can think of a few "terrorists" US citizens are dealing with right now that deserve a public impaling: :banghead:

'Vampyre' Candidate Backs Public Impaling

Thursday, January 12, 2006
MINNEAPOLIS - One gubernatorial candidate in Minnesota is giving a whole new meaning to the "dark side" of politics. A man who calls himself a satanic priest plans to run for governor on a 13-point platform that includes the public impaling of terrorists at the state Capitol building.

Jonathon Sharkey, also known as "The Impaler", plans to launch his gubernatorial campaign on - when else? - Friday the 13th. He'll make the announcement in Princeton.

"I'm going to be totally open and honest," said the 41-year-old leader of the "Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party."

"Unlike other candidates, I'm not going to hide my evil side," he said.

In Minnesota, anyone who pays the $300 filing fee can get on the gubernatorial ballot and it seems that every year a few eccentric candidates make the rounds.

Sharkey raises the bar. For one thing, he told the Star Tribune in an e-mail that he drinks blood.

Including the impaling of terrorists, rapists, drug dealers and other criminals, Sharkey's platform includes emphasis on education, tax breaks for farmers and better benefits for veterans.

Sharkey said he worships Lucifer and, while he says he has nothing against Christians, he calls the "Christian God the Father" his "mortal enemy."

Sharkey said he was injured during a parachute jump with the Army in 1982 and receives veterans' disability benefits.

He has not yet registered as a gubernatorial candidate, but he has already filed as a candidate for the 2008 presidential election.

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On the Net:

Jonathon Sharkey for Governor: http://www.jonathonforgovernor.us/Home_page.html

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Information from: Star Tribune, http://www.startribune.com