Reply #5: "I deserve respect for the things I did not do" (Dan Quayle) [View All]

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quite a few more gems by Quayle at this site, almost as funny as Bushisms:

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/dan_quayle.html

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

"I have made good judgements in the past. I have made good judgements in the future."

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child."

"I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman."

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."

"My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to what is right."

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."

"We expect the Salvadorean officials to work towards the extremination of human rights."

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

"Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win."

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