Reply #50: Here's the memo... [View All]

[Javaman]

It took a little digging around in my deleted box...

-----Original Message-----
From: God
Sent: Tuesday, August 22, 2006 6:66 PM
To: Javaman
Subject: My bad...

Hey Dude,

Da G-man here, sorry about the late notice, but things have been a bit crazy here. The remodel on heaven I have been doing these last few centuries has got me completely buried. The whole rapture thing just totally slipped my mind. I know, I know, everyones waiting, well they are just going to have to wait till I finish putting the crown molding on. My mider saw chipped a tooth and well, you know those blades aren't cheap and with China just sucking every last bit of the resources out of the earth, I had a hard time finding one at home depot, so I had to go to Lowes. Funny thing, I ran into John the Baptist there, he was looking into building his own infinity swimming pool. He says hi. Oh sorry, right the rapture, well, with things the way they are, I honestly don't know. Sorry :( It's like so on the back burner till I figure out what paint I want for the computer rooms.
Tootles!
God