Get your lazy-ass friends to VOTE! (Here’s how!) [View All]

[LunaC]

I’m tired of hearing “I’m not registered” (WHAT?) or “I can never find my polling place” or whatever lame-ass excuse people come up with so I went to the website for my Registrar of Voters and printed up instructions and forms to register along with an application to vote by mail (“absentee”). I addressed a stack of envelopes to the Registrar and then stuffed them with the applications. Now when I hear a stupid reason of “inconvenience” for not voting, I hand over a fully-prepared envelope and tell them “No more excuses! If you want change, then make it happen…and you don’t even need to leave the house except to find a mailbox!”

So far my efforts have been gratefully received.