Ha! Sweet little zinger on ESPN just now. [View All]

[WilliamPitt]

I watch a show at 5pm called 'Around the Horn.' It's basically an argument contest between sports reporters. They just got onto the topic of Wayne Gretsky, the most famous NHL player, who has been snared up in an investigation of a million-dollar illegal gambling ring run by his assistant coach. Gretsky today denied he has ever bet on anything.

Woody Paige, one of the mainstays of this ESPN show, goes off and says, "Yeah, we've heard all this before. You know, I didn't take steroids, there were weapons of mass destruction, we've heard it all before."

Nice.

P.S., the winner of each day's show gets 30 seconds to rant about whatever he/she wants. Paige last year used his 30 seconds on one show to demand an end to the annual seal slaughter up north.