Reply #17: Remember: Harry Whittington is THE FUNERALGATE LAWYER [View All]

[Ian David]

Harry Whittington is
THE FUNERALGATE LAWYER

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CHENEY: Harry, we're going to attack Iran in a few days, and I need a distraction

HARRY: I agree. Hey, be careful with that thing. Why don't you put down that beer before you reload?

CHENEY: I need you to take a hit for the team, Harry.

HARRY: Anything for you, Dick. You know that.

CHENEY: When I said I need you to take a hit for the team, I meant I need to shoot you.

HARRY: Excuse me?

CHENEY: I'm going to shoot you in the shoulder. Just pepper you a little.

HARRY: Dick, you're drunk. Get back in the truck.

CHENEY: Come on, hold still! I can't get a clear shot!

HARRY: Why don't you shoot the Swedish chick instead?

CHENEY: No, we need her to launder the Afghanistan heroin money going into the CIA accounts. Besides, you're being a pain in the ass about that parking garage and executing the retards.

HARRY: But if you shoot me, people will start talking about FuneralGate again.

CHENEY: Nobody cares about feeding Jewish corpses to pigs. Besides, it's all so complicated and esoteric. Nobody will pay attention to that. Come back and hold still!

HARRY: No! You're a crazy drunken fool! I won't let you shoot me!

CHENEY: Hey, Secret Service guy... hold him still for me!

SECRET SERVICE GUY: I got him, Mister Vice President.

CHENEY: Should I shoot you now, or wait 'til I get home?

HARRY: Wait 'til you get home!

SWEDISH AMBASSADOR CHICK: Shoot him now! Shoot him now!

BLAM!

HARRY: Oh, the pain! The pain!

CHENEY: I told you to hold him still, damn it!

SECRET SERVICE GUY: I'm afraid you shot my hand, Mister Vice President.

CHENEY: Shut-up, you son-of-a-bitch! I told you to hold him still!

BLAM! BLAM!

SWEDISH AMBASSADOR CHICK: Oh my God! You killed the Secret Service Guy!

CHENEY: It's not the first time, either. Hey, other Secret Service Guy... activate Operation Windex.

HARRY: Oh, my head! It hurts! It hurts!

CHENEY: You think that hurts? Pull down your pants, you pussy bastard!

HARRY! Hey! What are you... NoOOoooooo!!!

CHENEY: I always like a little Brokeback Mountain action after I kill a man! Take it, bitch!

HARRY: NooooooOOOooo!!!!