i can hear judge judy now: [View All]

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"listen to me: YOU WERE DRUNK! you said you were drinking before you shot someone in the face. you said you were drinking after you shot someone in the face. you expect -- TAKE YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOU POCKETS! -- you expect me to believe that someone who had a six-pack at lunch and more drinks after --

"your honor, i only had beer"

"YOU HAD A SIX-PACK! you have, let me see, not one, not two, but THREE DUIs on your rap sheet! I'M TALKING HERE! listen to me! when someone with multiple drunk driving arrests gets in trouble and says they had one beer, THEY HAD SIX!" and then you expect me to believe that after 6 beers you were stone cold sober during an incident that would seem to be more likely to happen if alcogol were involved -- and then went home and got drunk AGAIN? HAH! YOU WERE DRUNK! even my bailiff knows you were drunk! right, burt?"