Reply #76: Exact wrong-o, yesterday was heaven [View All]

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today is hell. We thought Nixon was the WORST PRESIDENT EVER. Oh what a laugh. He seems practically charming now.

We didn't have cell phones. When work was over-it was over. Nobody could reach you. There was no damn computer at work either-tracking your every second that you were away from your desk. You could FAKE it.

You could smoke. Yes, even at your desk.

And for the boys-yes I am bad-no DNA evidence-run baby run. Of course, this sometimes worked for the girls too-nobody could prove that Daddy isn't the Daddy, so it was a little easier in spots.

Remember the good old days-no urine testing. You could have a job and still smoke pot!

And if you wanted to call that guy-yes you could call a million times and hang the hell up. He would never know it was you.

There was mystery to the world. It wasn't all a genetic test. It wasn't a computer proof. It wasn't available on the internet. It was a simple time. And in the words of John Lennon, I never thought there would be days like this.

AND UBER bonus-no CNN!