Reply #14: He rarely leaves his recliner [View All]

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he sits in front of the television most of the day cheering and jeering along with the Fox reporters. His wife is the problem. She's the one I want to scare away.

To be truthful, she's not all there. She's on permanent disability (low IQ, prone to seizures, a head injury that causes loss of short term memory, and host of medical problems). Poor thing. I think she gets bored and wanders around the neighborhood looking into windows. And because we live across the driveway from her we're the easiest for her to get to without being seen by most of the neighbors. At least the mailman has convinced her to stop holding our mail for us. She would swipe it out of our box and then bring it over to us in the evenings. If the NSA ever wants to know what I'm up to all they have to do is ask her.