Reply #25: I'll see your joke and raise you a true story. [View All]

[hedgehog]

The mill I worked at used to have a lot of heavy drinkers. One time the guard looked out at the gate house and watched two guys trying to hold each other upright long enough so they could punch in their time cards. After the third or fourth miss, he gently suggested that maybe they were too drunk to work that day and maybe should just take the day off. Turned out, they had just finished up a shift and were trying to punch out and go home!