Reply #11: A great Simpsons episode [View All]

[PetrusMonsFormicarum]

features the "Canyonero", a Mack-truck-sized SUV. The end of the episode is an entire commercial for the Canyonero, and features, among other scenes, the Canyonero shoving a schoolbus full of boyscouts off the road (the scouts promptly salute it), then the Canyonero drives through an american flag, which bursts into flames.

The lyrics:

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!