Reply #40: It's the only possible analogy without coed bathrooms [View All]

[Ediacara]

You know that to be true.

And yes, the whole point is that Craig wanted the cop to go into his stall and do stuff. That's as private as you can get in a freaking airport. He wasn't looking for a date, he was looking for a blowjob.

It isn't about flirting, it isn't about one night stands, it isn't about casual sex in a private place. It's about screwing around in a public bathroom.

Quite frankly, your right to fuck around in a toilet ends when it interferes with my right to take a shit in peace.