Reply #25: I've got some pretty good recipes... [View All]

[warren pease]

A balanced diet includes a little blue blood every now and then. So the rich are occasionally useful as dietary supplements.

But the best thing is, unlike many supplements that evoke thoughts of freeze dried wharf rats (not that I've ever had any), the rich taste great. They're particularly good roasted on a spit over a bed of coals with an apple in their mouth.

Rich women tend to be a little tough, given various surgical procedures, poisonous injections and/or neuroses that keep them scrawny.

But rich men, particularly the 5'9" / 220 lbs. variety, further bloated with smug self-satisfaction, are better than baby back ribs. Just be generous with the barbecue sauce. While they're rotating on the spit, saute a little garlic and mushrooms in butter or olive oil, bake a few potatoes, pick some garden greens for a salad and you've got yourself a meal to remember.

They're great as leftovers, too. In fact, with a little kitchen creativity, one rich guy will feed a family of four for a week or more. Soups, casseroles, the famous "rich guy surprise"... let your imagination run wild.

Rich kids are, of course, the best of all, but prying them loose from their Porsches or SuperSecs V-16 AutoErotix All-Terrain Aggressivo 4-MPG Combo SUV/Armored Troop Carriers is tougher than popping an abalone out of its shell.

Plus, their innate sense of entitlement means you have to be sure to remove the silver spoons from their mouths before roasting.

But these little inconveniences aside, it's hard to find a tastier, more nutritious source of protein than a rich guy with a little extra meat on his bones.

Bon appetit.


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