Creationist Science Fair (O...M...G) [View All]

[CoffeeCat]

This is real. This is not a joke.

This is a real "Creationist Science Fair" organized by the Fellowship Baptist Church.

You must see what's at this link, to believe it! http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html

Some of the highlights:

***First place winner at the Elementary Level: "My Uncle is No Monkey"
Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.

***Second place--Middle School Level: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets...(more at link)

OHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my gosh. I don't know whether to howl with laughter or cry in fear! Probably both!