Mr. Keating: "Rip out that 'Introduction' to Darwin!" [View All]

[waldenaut]

KEATING
Excrement. That's what I think of Mr. Ray Comfort.
We're not talking angels on pin heads,
we're talking about evolution.

Kirk Cameron looks down at the banana he copied into his notes and quickly
scribbles it out.

KEATING
I mean, how can you debunk evolution with
a banana grip? I like this fit, I'd say
it's perfect, but only God is perfect.

K.C. suddenly appears to become interested in the class.

KEATING
Now I want you to rip out that page.

The students look at Keating as if he has just gone mad.

KEATING
Go on, rip out the entire page. You heard
me, rip it out. Rip it out!

K.C. looks around at the others. He then looks down at his own notes,
which consists of drawing breasts.

KEATING
Go on, rip it out.

K.C. rips the page out and holds it up.

KEATING
Thank you Mr. Cameron. Gentlemen, tell you
what, don't just tear out that page, tear
out the entire introduction. I want it
gone, history. Leave nothing of it. Rip
it out. Rip! Begone Ray Comfort.
Rip, shred, tear. Rip it out. I
want to hear nothing but ripping of Mr.
Comfort.

Others look around reluctantly and then finally begin tearing out pages.

KEATING
We'll perforate it, put it on a roll.

Keating sees Kirk Cameron still hesitating.

KEATING
It's not the bible, you're not going to
go to hell for this. Go on, make a clean
tear, I want nothing left of it.

Keating goes over to his desk. K.C. turns around to pray.

CAMERON
We shouldn't be doing this.

KEATING (O.S.)
Rip it out, rip!
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Kirk Cameron monkeys with Darwin

The sitcom star and super-Christian is giving away a new version of "On the Origin of Species," and it's got Nazis

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2009/09/24/kirk_cameron/print.html

http://assets.livingwaters.com/pdf/OriginofSpecies.pdf