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Sat Jan-09-10 10:09 PM
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| 36. Political Condom Packaging |
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On a cold November day the head of the Trojan Company took the podium.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the press, we at the Trojan Company are taking the opportunity of this Election Day to introduce our new Political Condoms."
'First, we have Independent Condoms. They come two per pack. One for Friday night, one for Saturday night."
"Next are Democratic Condoms. They come four per pack. Two for Friday, two for Saturday."
"And finally are Republican Condoms. They come ten per pack. One for 2009, one for 2010, one for 2011..."
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