Reply #24: I think it's scheduled for a sweeps week [View All]

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To what should be no one's surprise, Satan has a deal worked out with television network executives to have Armageddon happen during Sweeps, so that the maximum viewership will be sure to guarantee high ad rates for the following quarter. It might seem a pittance, and quite temporary, but there isn't a big demand for the souls of network executives.