Reply #11: Second Planetary Transmission Received: [View All]

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Stop anthropomorphizing me already! I'm your standard Class M planet, a rock upon which some chemicals got really friggin' lucky and eventually spawned you lot. I have no intelligence, I am not a living organism, and I do not have cycles of in-breathing and out-breathing because I do not breath.

I am not a her, or for that matter a him. I am not your mother. I possess no wisdom. I am not a spirit. James Cameron has no special knowledge regarding me. I neither weep nor mourn, because I am a rock. I also do not bleed (You know, the whole "can't get blood from a stone" thing. HAHA! Planetary humor -- Mars loves that joke!)

That life has evolved on me does not indicate that I am somehow alive myself.

Also, homeopathy doesn't work, chiropractors are quacks, Season Two of The Wire was disappointing compared to the rest of the show, and please spay and neuter your pets.

PS: Deepak Chopra TOTALLY caused the oil gusher in the Gulf of Mexico, that rat bastard!

Sent through My Blackberry Gaian Curve

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