I'm wondering. Is Obama's magic wand next to his crystal ball? Anyone know? [View All]

[zulchzulu]

Since some think that Obama hasn't done enough and that he's 'weak", a "corporate mole", a "warmonger", a sell-out and everything except what he actually is, I was wondering if there is a place on the web where we can find his magic wand and his crystal ball.

The magic wand is for putting laws in place without the bother of having to get votes from fellow Democrats, their Blue Dog brothers and sisters who vote like Republicans and Republicans, hellbent on not allowing any legislative victories because that would mean actually caring about America.

This magic wand sure would come in handy when he could just wave it and laws magically appear electronically and on paper that agree with his whims. How convenient it would be to have a magic wand!

But where is this precious magic wand? It seems apparent to some that he has one that he doesn't want to use. After all, that seems to be the perception. Obama is supposed to be President, thus gets all the stuff he wants. The Senate and Congress and their committees are just window dressing or just other people hanging out in the Capitol building if you think the magic wand's powers are part of being President.

Then there's the crystal ball.

Where is it?

Obama clearly should have one, or like the magic wand, has one and refuses to use it.

After all, he met with Republicans yesterday and all seemed fine. They all sat together and shook hands and said that everything is going to work out just fine. That meeting was in the afternoon. That morning, some of these same Republicans had signed a letter saying they would do the exact opposite and the letter was being passed around like a secret birthday card.

Obama could have used his crystal ball before the meeting or, if it was a really cool one, play back in time them writing the letter while chuckling and making Boehner another cocktail.

But Obama didn't use the magic wand or the crystal ball! He must be weak! Doesn't Michelle know where these things are... maybe they are under the bed in the Lincoln bedroom.

Anybody check there?



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