Boy charged with abducting exotic dancer (using his 2nd amendment rights)

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VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. (AP) - A 13-year-old boy was charged with abducting an exotic dancer when she showed up for an appointment at what turned out to be a vacant house with no electricity, police said Monday.

When the woman entered the house at 6:30 p.m. on Nov. 16, she realized her client was a juvenile, police spokeswoman Rene Ball said.

The boy told her the contract was for his older brother, but no one else showed up. The woman tried to leave, and the boy pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance for him, Ball said.

She tried to call 911 on her cell phone, but the boy grabbed the phone. The woman bit the boy's hand, broke free and ran to her car.
http://www.modbee.com/24hour/weird/story/1856976p-9761881c.html

I know this is a side story, but it illustrates the problem of gun control (or the lack thereof) in this country.

[Spinzonner]

1. Probably just dear hunting

[unblock]

2. guns don't abduct exotic dancers, 13-year old boys abduct exotic dancers!

aw, nevermind.

[neuvocat]

3. The gun told him to do it.

You know, like Son of Sam.

[Deja Q]

8. God told him to do it.

And God was speakin' through the gun, of course. :crazy:

[LiberalFighter]

17. Then gun should tell him to s***t Wayne Lapierre

[Squatch]

4. Lemme ask a question...

What gun control measure would you propose to keep this from happening?

[RoeBear]

7. How about that?

That was the same question I have.

[Squatch]

10. Looks like a "Drive-by posting"...

[Massacure]

11. Wtf is that supposed to mean?

[Squatch]

12. Dude blasts in here with a post and an unsubstantiated claim...

when challenged to support his claim, he/she's nowhere to be found.

[private_ryan]

14. make it illegal for 13 year old boys to carry guns

oh....

[Squatch]

16. "Oh" is right...

§ 18.2-56.2. Allowing access to firearms by children; penalty.

A. It shall be unlawful for any person to recklessly leave a loaded, unsecured firearm in such a manner as to endanger the life or limb of any child under the age of fourteen.

http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-56.2

[DrWeird]

5. Pff.

I says dance! Now here's five bucks. Now dance some mores, ya mangy varmint!

Edited: damn Safari.

[genieroze]

6. That's Bush Christian values for ya.

Just kidding

[Massacure]

9. Once upon a time, the government banned alcohol to make society better

And at first it seemed to work. However, then people began illegally selling it, which lead to even larger amounts of crime than when it hadn't been banned. Eventually the government was foced to hang its head in shame and repeal the alcohol ban. Then all returned to normal.

History is like and endless waltz. Those who fail to study history are bound to repeat it.

[Kimber Scott]

13. Everybody's talking about the gun, what about the boy?

A thirteen year old with access to a vacant house and a gun calling exotic dancers? There's a much bigger problem here than the gun alone.

[Cronus Protagonist]

15. Yeah, he should've at least got a lap dance

Bummer.

[Gman]

18. That boy's gonna be one crazy

mo' fo' in about 5 years.

[DCdem87]

19. We need to stop

complaining about the lack of gun control and start focusing on the hatred and fear mongering that goes on in this country that proveds an atmospher in which we wont stop killin people. Guns don't kill people, people kill people. I don't like guns much myself, but liberals need to take a strong stance on the real problem with this issue.

[seriousstan]

20. Baby dies after mother reports cutting off arms (Plano, TX)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x1014743

What amendment protected this crazy???