Bush attends church, goes biking (aka Chimp again out of his league)

[Thor_MN]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/12/05/bush.day.ap/index.html

Washington (AP) -- President Bush attended a church service Sunday and then headed out on his mountain bike to ride in crisp, cool weather, getting in some exercise before attending a star-studded event at the Kennedy Center.

...
Before church, the president, clad in a tan cowboy hat, moseyed around the Rose Garden area, his dog, Barney, in tow. Several visitors joined the president and first lady in the brief motorcade to church. Afterward, Bush returned to the White House, changed clothes and headed to Beltsville, Maryland, near Washington, to ride his bike on the grounds of a Secret Service training facility.

Moseyed???? I'd bet it was more of a shashay..

[Straight Shooter]

1. Moseying moron dons cowboy hat; looks like fool

:eyes:

Barney barfs.

[Rose Siding]

2. Huh! The reporter doesn't mention the infrequency of Bush's attendence

I do not care how often or even if a pres goes to church, but when he sells himself as a poster boy for religious politicians, his practices are worthy of examination. Not by reporters, I guess.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

9. That's why it's frikkin' NEWS!

LOL

[Last Lemming]

13. Maybe that's why they reported it.

This is actually very weird because Bush NEVER goes to church. Apparently he celebrates his relationship with God in the privacy of his own compound. The spin is that he doesn't want to "disrupt services"--unlike the Clinton's. . .who went every Sunday. . .

[glarius]

3. Seems like whenever he goes biking, he falls off!....Here's hoping!...haha

[bluedeminredstate]

4. I can imagine him

mincing, but moseying? Nope. Pampered, indulged, unaccountable fucker...

[Sparkly]

5. I guess only Democrats "stroll"

But when you're wearing a cowboy hat, it's "moseying." :eyes:

[sakabatou]

7. All hat and all boy

He however has his cattle, whip, branding-iron and lasso for the masses.

[grasswire]

6. last week...

....in South America he was doing the hoedown with the barn door open.

[frylock]

8. did he sidle up to the bar before moseying around the rose garden?

was he sporting chaps and spurs, and his (or Saddam's) shootin' iron?

[Sparkly]

10. Oooh, "sidling" -- yes, there had to be sidling going on, too.

He musta sidled up to SOMEthin' -- where there's moseyin', darn tootin' there's likely sidlin'. Maybe it was so tirin' he 'set a spell' afterwards and did a little whittlin'. :)

[mcscajun]

15. and then he finished it up by ---- spittin'

I figure he's REAL good at spittin'

bas-TARD!

[Lisa]

33. and then he promptly tripped over the heaps of dropped "g's"

... all over the Rose Garden where he'd discarded them.

[tsuki]

11. Kerful. It's hard werk. Moseying is an art form.

[Mira]

25. Campaigning done -he finds ways to NOT do the Hard Work

of his job. This does not list the hours of workouts, naps, and playing games on the computer.
Though we are probably better off with him sashaying that with him actually working on screwing things up even more.

[tsuki]

27. I agree. Don't do something George, just sit there.

[Dem2theMax]

39. And while he's sittin' there,

eat a pretzel. Or two. Or heck. A whole bag full!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

12. This reminds me

of how much I hate the American "press."

What suckups.

[livinginphotographs]

14. "Moseying?????!!!!"

This kind of shit is why I don't bother with CNN anymore. I'd get better journalism from Entertainment Tonight.

Whomever came up with this quote said it best: "Because YEE-HAW is not a foreign policy."

[New Earth]

16. Kerry attends military funeral; Bush goes bike riding

What's wrong with this picture???

[Scurrilous]

17. Bush moseys...

...while Iraq burns.

[babzilla]

18. * had to butch/christ it up this a.m. because of the p.m. honorees

Chimpy's morning activities are a PR move to cover for the bleeding heart hollywood liberal commie lovin civil rights and hiv-aids activists that he is due to honor this evening at the Kennedy Center.

Rove via CNN had to let his faith-based supporters know that * was goin ta church today to pray for Elton & Warren and all of them hollywood librels that he is obligated to honor for the sake of uniterity. Plus he had the cowboy hat going fer him. I bet he even got helicoptered in to MD to bicycle-race the secret service.



"Late in the afternoon, First Lady Laura Bush was hosting a reception at the White House for guests who will be honored at the Kennedy Center. This year's honorees are: actor, producer, writer and director Warren Beatty; husband-and-wife actors, writers and producers Ossie Davis and Ruby Dee; singer and composer Elton John; soprano Joan Sutherland; and composer and conductor John Williams.

The president and Mrs. Bush plan to attend the Kennedy Center event together Sunday evening."



He's a uniter baby.

[Scairp]

19. Media in full ass-kissing mode

Why in the HELL is this news??!! I rarely watch any cable news now, but I did look at the Crap News Network's website this a.m. and saw this. Fucking unbelievable the shit they perceive to be news worthy of posting on their homepage.

[99Pancakes]

34. They gotta be startin' his scrapbook.

They've got 4 years of vacations to document. Might as well start early.....This one's for his "LEGACY"

[Skittles]

20. that f***ing COWARD pretending to be a COWBOY

it KILLS me that so many southerners cannot see through this f***ing phony

[Sugarbleus]

22. I think the moseying and Stetson wearing is just so * can

Copy Reagan...'cept Reagan REALLY DID ride horses... :evilgrin:

[SammyWinstonJack]

21. Who the hell "mosey" ?

I hope he falls off his bike and right on his stupid monkey face. :evilgrin:

[Flammable Materials]

23. What's that giant sucking sound?

Oh, yeah. THE MEDIA SUCKING SATAN'S COCK.

[peekaloo]

24. *giggle* sashay/prance like a pony/tiptoe through the tulips/mince

he's such a man's man. ;-)

[marew]

26. I can't believe this jerk goes to church...

and feels it's fine to bomb babies and torture other innocents. If you haven't read the current article in Vanity Fair about our soldiers suffering from the effects of d.u., please read it. (not even mentioning the new napalm!) The chimp doesn't give a f--- about anything or anybody. How he can sleep at night, I do not understand. He is so sick!

[kcass1954]

28. My brother and I have a saying about going to church...

"No matter how often you park the Chevy in the garage, it ain't gonna turn into a Cadillac!"

[The Wielding Truth]

30. Love it. kcass. Glad to have you at DU.

[montana_hazeleyes]

29. Moseyed???? Moseyed?????

I am in my 50's and I've NEVER been so horrified, mortified, anguished AND Embarrassed to be an American.

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

31. here's the pic

[puddycat]

32. He can attend church, but he's not going to get into heaven

War criminals aren't allowed in heaven, I'm almost positive of this.

[allalone]

35. sitting in a chicken house doesn't make you a chicken

and sitting in church doesn't make you a christian.

MOSEY???

[mahatmakanejeeves]

36. "ride in crisp, cool weather"

Say what? It was 59 degrees in DC. I went inline skating.

[Zerex71]

37. Ten bucks says Junior fell off his bike.

He probably hopes Daddy isn't watching because he has that whole "I need my Daddy's approval" thing.

[Contrary1]

38. There's no mention in the article:

Did he change clothes before attending church services, or
did he mosey down the aisle in his Hopalong Cassidy outfit?

The next 4 years can't go fast enough.

[Spiffarino]

40. Attends church...for like the 4th time in four years.

I guess he doesn't have to go to church since he already thinks he's Jebus.