Australia to Iraq: please take our sheep

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-breaking/20030923-042529-3715r.htm

CANBERRA, Australia, Sept. 23 (UPI) -- Australian government officials want to make a deal with Iraq to ship that nation 54,000 sheep because negotiations with Pakistan collapsed.

The sheep are aboard an Australian ship stranded off the United Arab Emirates in the Persian Gulf -- one day away from the Iraqi port of Basra.

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I'm not going to say anythig.... :evilgrin:

[Not a robought]

1. Support the sheep!

...oh wait...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. 54,000 Armed Sheep invede the port of Basra....

Strange thoughts.

[AWD]

3. AWD to Iraq

Please take our sheep too.

[Parche]

4. There pulling the wool over our eyes

The Lamb lies down on Broadway

[stevedeshazer]

5. Stevie D to Iraq: Please take our sheep, too!

I'll just buy a magazine.

[montana_hazeleyes]

6. could be

Trojan-Horse sheep.

[davidinalameda]

7. WTF is "scabby mouth"

sounds nasty

[karlschneider]

15. "scabby mouth"? I think it's what Cheney has........

:D
;-)
:eyes:
:toast:

[Padraig18]

8. This could be a positive development

It's been a LONG time since some of those soldiers in Basra have seen a woman, ya know? :silly:

[GregW]

9. Kinda reminds me of a Photoshop I did once ...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

10. Toooo good! Pretty true as well.

[JPace]

11. That sheep ship....

must be getting mighty full of fertilizer...

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

13. How many sheep would a sheep ship ship

if a sheep ship could ship sheep?


Say that five times really fast!

[JPace]

16. Say that five times really fast!

1)How many sheep would a sheep ship ship
if a sheep ship could ship sheep?

2)How many seeps would a ship slip pip
if a sip ship could hip sleep?

3)How many sheep could a sheep sip hip
if a sheep could ship a heep?

4)How many heeps would a heep chip hip
if a ship could sheep a heep?

5)How many pees would a sheep slip hit
if a sheep could hit a split?

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

17. Thank you! I needed that laugh today!

[Jonte_1979]

12. TASTELESS JOKE REMOVED BY ADMIN

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[Tom Yossarian Joad]

14. Awwww! You ought to share. I missed it.!

LOL

[DoNotRefill]

18. That's the first time I've ever heard of shipping War Brides....

TO the war-torn country!!! ;-)

[NickB79]

19. What, are we running out of targets?

Haven't we bombed enough sheep herders and their flocks yet?

[ewagner]

20. Get the flock out of Iraq! n/t