(Mega barf alert!) Official: School Food May Be Terror Target

[Lori Price CLG]

Official: School Food May Be Terror Target :puke:

The government has been looking at the possibility of terrorists targeting food destined for school cafeterias, a federal food safety official said Monday.

"The school lunch program is particularly vulnerable," said Carol Maczka, an administrator within the Agriculture Department's Food Safety Inspection Service.

Maczka, speaking to the annual conference of the Association of Food and Drug Officials, offered no evidence of specific threats to school lunches.

She said her office has studied the vulnerability of three products: milk, spaghetti sauce and egg substitutes. Currently, officials are looking at how a popular lunchroom staple, chicken nuggets, may be susceptible to tampering.

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OMG!! LOL, the agribusiness-engendered, GMO-laden sh*t they serve *is* the terrorism!!

Lori Price

[MidwestTransplant]

1. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

[Lori Price CLG]

2. LOLOL!! I'd rather have the terrorism than their slop!! n/t

[Cassandra]

Tampering......

You mean they might put FOOD in there?
I was thinking the whole thing seemed redundant.

[aquart]

3. Do they get a consultant's fee for this idiocy?

[Gman]

11. Probably

Most idiocy comes from outside consultants who are well paid to produce the idiocy.

[Lori Price CLG]

17. Only when the Bush regime pays its 'journalists' to promote it ! n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Fear! Terra! Oh, no, not THE CHILDREN!

Where's the Orange Alert when you really need it? Evil terr'ists will be poisoning the childrens' school lunches in South Bumfuque, Oklahoma! And we can't stop it with duct tape and plastic sheeting -- alas, whatever shall we do? Save us, Glorious President Bush! NOT THE CHICKEN NUGGETS!

[AlCzervik]

5. Wasn't this what Tommy Thompson said he was so surprised hadn't happened

yet? Poll numbers down----dig thru speeches, find something, anything!!!

[Niche]

15. ha,ha,ha,ha LMAO!!!

:bounce: :bounce:

[Solly Mack]

6. Mystery meat IS a WMD

[Lori Price CLG]

12. LOL!! *Any* meat, since the Bush regime doesn't care if it's...

inspected!!

:)Lori

[Kelvin Mace]

7. Why?

Is Bush planning on poisoning some children to draw attention away from the Downing Street Memo?

[graywarrior]

8. They already tried that shit when I was in grammar school

Cafeteria lunches :puke:

[TahitiNut]

9. Weapons of Menu Disgust, huh?

:eyes:

[countingbluecars]

10. Terrorists Tamper with Tater Tots

[NuttyFluffers]

33. because when i think terrorism, i think tater tots.

oh, and ketchup's a vegetable.

can't we smother these dumfuque (cool spelling, btw) consultant bastards in mash potatoes already?

[Mz Pip]

13. The terrorists are winning

They have infiltrated our school lunch programs with junk food and sugar drinks. Our kids are fat and have high cholesterol.

What a devious plot by those evildoers.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Niche]

14. Great idea to get the sheeple scared as hell.... kind of like

anthrax in the mail.... hmmm????

[Vanje]

16. Be very alert for Al Queda lunch ladies

imagine it

[Julius Civitatus]

18. Look out for a CONTRACT with a HALLIBURTON subsidiary soon

so they can serve their crap food to all US schools in an exclusive, no-bid contact.
The con continues.

It wouldn't surprise me one bit.

[grytpype]

19. BEWARE THE TATER TOTS!

Osama bin Laden might be lurking inside....



Scary, kids!

[carpetbagger]

20. This is like Extreme Clue.

Let's see, the swarthy guy's gonna kill....children....in the cafeteria...with...milk, spaghetti sauce and egg substitues.

That's the cool thing about Extreme Clue. It's like clue, only you choose the victims, and if Col. Mustard's gun and Mr. Simpson's knife get too routine, you can pick any weapon you can find in the dictionary.

Here's my terror alert....

Watch out for the swarthy guy's going after....toddlers...at the pond....with DIRTY BOMBS THAT LOOK LIKE DECOY MALLARDS!

See, now I can work at homeland security, too. I'll tell America all about things that go bump in the night.

[wickerwoman]

32. LMAO!

You're gonna get me fired in a minute. :D

[NuttyFluffers]

34. the frogman, by the beach, with the jellfish.

the lunch lady, by Wall Street, with the soup ladle.

the grandma, by the army surpluss store, with the snowboard.

the pomeranian, by the boutique, with the pimento.

hey, this is fun!

someone needs to write up a program for this. we could all be homeland security consultants now! :D

[PennyK]

21. I have two daughters, 19 and 16...

...and I think that in all their time in school and camp programs, they have bought school lunch maybe five times between them! They hate it. Now that the older one is in college, however, she's had to make some adjustments.

[lonestarnot]

22. Well no worry then! School chicken nuggets are deep fried cat turds

anyway... My kid brings his lunch...screw their scare tactics!

[conflictgirl]

23. I wish I could find the link again

But I read a story a while back about how the quality standards for meat in the school lunch program is actually very similar to pet food. This was a credible source too, even if not mainstream. It sounds so much like how kids joke about school lunches that it's hard to take seriously and that's why I wish I could find the link again!

I have one child in school (first grade) right now and there's no way he gets school lunch. I know we're privileged that he has a choice. He had to get school lunch one day when he left his lunch box at home and he was so unimpressed that even though he still regularly forgets his mittens or his homework, he never forgets his lunch!

[burrowowl]

24. Gee!

I thought it was the USDA that sold second-class meat to schools, that still have cafeterias.

[conflictgirl]

25. OT, but by any chance is your username from a Dead Milkmen song? nt

:)

[burrowowl]

27. No.

From watching real burrowowls living in vacated prarie dog holes. I don't know who the Dead Milkmen are or what the song is. Enlighten me.

[conflictgirl]

28. The Dead Milkmen are just insane

They mention burrow owls in more than one song, but the one that came to mind is "Stuart" -
http://www.deadmilkmen.com/lyrics/stuart.html

The lyrics referencing burrow owls are:
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

[burrowowl]

29. Thanks for link!

LOL!

[rainbow4321]

26. Hell, they already use grade D meat...

at our school..can't get anything much deadlier than that!

[Lindacooks]

30. It would actually be pretty easy to contaminate the food supply.

Haven't you ever watched a Food Network program on how many foods are made? Open kettles, employees emptying one batch of food into another - it wouldn't take a rocket scientist to make a whole bunch of people very very sick.

[wickerwoman]

31. Quick! Cut school lunches!

You're either with us or against us.

We wouldn't want the poorest and most misfortunate kids to get sick!

[Lori Price CLG]

35. The school lunch program became a target of terrorism...

...when Ronald Reagan declared ketchup a vegetable! - M. Rectenwald (CLG Founder/Chair)

[darkism]

36. Downing Street what?

What the hell are those? TERRA TERRA TERRA

[recycledindi]

37. chinese cookies

arh, and like the super flavored goldfish snacks aren't doing enough.