Georgian TV Says Russian Soldier Held Over Grenade Attack on Bush

Lori Price CLG

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Fri Jun-24-05 10:00 AM
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Georgian TV Says Russian Soldier Held Over Grenade Attack on Bush

Georgian TV Says Russian Soldier Held Over Grenade Attack on Bush

Georgian authorities may accuse a Russian military servicemen of throwing a hand grenade at U.S. President (sic) George W. Bush during his visit to Tbilisi on May 10, Georgian TV station Rustavi-2 reported.

Georgian and U.S. investigators brought to a conclusion the criminal case launched in connection with the attack. Although they have not commented on the case, two theories have emerged.

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Lori Price

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Inland

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Fri Jun-24-05 10:04 AM
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1. Why, how convenient! A russian soldier!

One that can't throw a grenade!

Please.

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Lori Price CLG

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Fri Jun-24-05 10:20 AM
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2. A .39 blasting cap malfunctioned, thus preventing its detonation...

Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 10:20 AM by Lori Price CLG

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Ganja Ninja

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Fri Jun-24-05 10:39 AM
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3. No medal of freedom for him!

:think:

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Lori Price CLG

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Fri Jun-24-05 10:43 AM
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4. Yes, thirty-nine cents...

:banghead:

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mt1000

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Fri Jun-24-05 11:15 AM
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5. New charity drive

We need to mail these little caps to them over there. Maybe get addresses from the phone book! Giant 'live aid (live ammo)' campaign!

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Lerkfish

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Fri Jun-24-05 11:24 AM
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6. whoa....don't ever send ammo through the mail

or explosives, etc. unless you want to spend LOTS of jail time.

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Lori Price CLG

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Fri Jun-24-05 11:30 AM
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7. Thirty-nine cents, and the entire population of the planet is shaking...

its collective head, until the end of time.

Lori Price

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warrens

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Fri Jun-24-05 12:06 PM
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8. Mouth firmly closed

Daggin fraggin mmmfmmmf.

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rocktivity

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Fri Jun-24-05 12:14 PM
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9. Just in time for the runup to Bush's June 28 fireside chat!

Edited on Fri Jun-24-05 12:15 PM by rocknation

According to the first theory, the counter-intelligence service of the Ministry of Internal Affairs...are searching for him and official statements will be made only after his arrest.

According to the second theory...a Russian military serviceman...was allegedly detained two weeks ago...and...is in the hands of the Americans.

I think that this is as about as COUNTER-intelligent as it's possible to get.

:headbang:
rocknation

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GoldenOldie

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Fri Jun-24-05 12:56 PM
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10. dNow it's the TWINS turn to avenge their daddy.

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