Cheney knows where bin Laden is hiding, but not exact 'address'

[RamboLiberal]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-06/25/content_454570.htm

US Vice President Dick Cheney said that he knows where Al-Qaeda terror chief Osama bin Laden is hiding out, but not his precise location.

"We've got a pretty good idea of the general area that he's in, but I -- you know, I don't have the street address," Cheney told CNN in an interview, confirming comments by Central Intelligence Agency chief Porter Goss.

In an interview with Time Magazine published Sunday, Goss said he had an "excellent idea of where" bin Laden is.

But he added: "In the chain that you need to successfully wrap up the war on terror, we have some weak links. And I find that until we strengthen all the links, we're probably not going to be able to bring Mr. bin Laden to justice."

Goss said however that "we are making very good progress on it," especially in the area of human intelligence.

Musharraf: Bin Laden Whereabouts Unknown

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,1280,-5098231,00.html

Pakistan's president said Saturday there were no authentic reports on the whereabouts of Osama bin Laden, and anyone who believed the al-Qaida chief was in his country should give his location.

The comments by Gen. Pervez Musharraf came more than a week after U.S. Ambassador for Afghanistan Zalmay Khalilzad claimed that bin Laden and fugitive Taliban chief Mullah Mohammed Omar were not believed to be in Afghanistan.

Khalilzad did not say where the two were believed to be hiding.

``There are a lot of people who say that Osama bin Laden is here in Pakistan,'' Musharraf told reporters in Islamabad before leaving for an official visit to Saudi Arabia. ``Please come and show us where he is or tell us where he is. We will act on such information.

``He (bin Laden) could be anywhere.''

[Maple]

1. Poolside

Saudi Arabia

[saigon68]

29. Surfside 6 in Miami Beach

He's watching thongs there

[Bluebear]

2. And Condi needed exact flight & seat numbers on 9/11

And their frequent flyer numbers. Then we "would have moved heaven and earth".

[driver8]

24. Exactly!! Don't put forth any effort there, Condi...its only the

security of the country we're talking about.

I cannot stand that woman.

Cheney -- you are a loser too!

[primavera]

28. Hear, hear!

It's so unreasonable of Americans to expect their national intelligence agencies to do anything unless terrorists fax their precise itineraries to the Pentagon! And with plenty of advance notice, too - it's the height of the season, you know, show some consideration!

[Technowitch]

3. Just like Rumsfeld knew where Saddam's WMDs were

North and south and east of Tikrit, somewhat. And west.

Guess this is more of the Shrub malAdministration's "good intelligence".

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. Don't you get it?

He's somewhere in IRAN. I've heard more than one mouthpiece say it lately. They think he's somewhere in IRAN.

[Gelliebeans]

5. Maybe I am a bit slow

but we found Saddam in a hole in the middle of the desert while at war but we can't find Osama, who is incidently on dialysis, when our own VP and the head of CIA know where he is located (just not an exact address). I wish Cheney would go cheney himself. :banghead:

[pdurod1]

6. Break Glass in Case of Emergency...

Fire extinguisher w/bin Ladens face on it. Thought they might use it during the run-up of the general election last November. 1, 2, 3,... Get ready, "terruh" level orange, bin Laden gets smoked out of his hole and now he's helping the newly elected Iranian leadership.

[TahitiNut]

7. They didn't know the hijackers' seat numbers, either.

Otherwise, they might've done something. :eyes:

[Vickers]

21. THEY CHANGED THEIR SEATS WHEN THEY CHECKED IN!!!!!

:spank:

[iconoclastic cat]

8. Maybe he's sitting on top of a pile of WMDs?

[DesEtoiles]

9. Hell? Yep, Cheney should know all about that.

[roguevalley]

10. yeah. he's in the eastern hemisphere

[daleo]

11. Cheney doesn't know Bin Laden's exact address

But he's got him on speed dial.

[Ravy]

12. We're looking forward to replacing those weak links in '08 (n/t)

[Disturbed]

13. There is no proof that Usama has kidney problems.

He has denied such claims and no proof exists that he has this problem.

[teryang]

14. Bin Laden lives in a townhouse in McLean

He's standing by for next assignment from the white house operations room.

[LisaL]

15. Street address? I didn't realize caves have street addresses.

:shrug:

[truthisfreedom]

16. sounds like doublespeak for the "bush terrorist protection program."

they only trot out this multiply-dead "tied to a dialysis machine" family member of bush's favorite Saudis when the poll numbers are ridiculously low.

[EFerrari]

17. They're not trying to find him, they're trying to fire him. n/t

[Minstrel Boy]

18. They both live in a gated community of undisclosed locations. n/t

[kohodog]

19. He's doing better than Bagdad Bob!

But he needs to work on his delivery. Bagdad Bob didn't snarl.

[woodsprite]

20. I thought Cheney's been to the ranch before - should know the address. n/t

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

22. 12345 Bullshit Lane.

A quiet neighborhood, near schools. The only downside to the neighborhood is that it is neck deep in bovine feces.

[POAS]

23. This is simple, why can't you people understand

Bin Laden is somewhere in an area north, south, east or west of Tikrit.

Got it?

[KitchenWitch]

25. 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

[soup]

26. Just want to add

I love you guys. I'm rolling on the floor here. Laughter through tears of frustration.

:loveya:

:thumbsup:

:yourock:

[dArKeR]

27. In the White House bunker?