Saudi King wants al-Qaida leaders to surrender

[ECH1969]

Saudi Arabia's king Abdullah Ibn Abdul Aziz proposed the gunmen in al-Qaida organization surrender to the authorities and end the cycle of violence in the country since two years.

King Abdullah called on the occasion of the 75th anniversary of the National Day of the Kingdom, which falls next Friday, on what he labeled as "the misled group" to take the initiative and surrender to the government.

This call, which is not known if it implies special a pardon for the gunmen if they surrender, came in the government's weekly meeting. Though no offer of pardon was quoted by the king, the Saudi officials ever said that the gunmen who will surrender will be treated in a positive way.

http://www.arabicnews.com/ansub/Daily/Day/050920/2005092021.html

[Botany]

1. please surrender .....

..... so we can behead you.

[MGKrebs]

2. "Please come home. We have more supplies for you."

[despairing optimist]

3. Bush to Saudi king: "Don't upstage me. Only one grand, empty gesture at a

time, remember? Heck, I was just in New Orleans last week. Didn't you catch the show?"

(Simulated conversation on closed course. Readers should not attempt on open highway.)

[GOPAgainstGW]

4. Another Example of Excess InBreeding, - eom

[acmavm]

5. I'm sure this will happen. Like I'm gonna win the powerball tomorrow.

.

[thecodewarrior]

6. This will be

an excuse for them to say they are fighting terrorism.

'Hey, we said fuckin' please, even pretty please. What else do you want? For us to cut their funding?'

[Centered]

14. would you split it with me if you did?

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Just ask nicely. 'Please' and 'thank you' are the key words here

Does the trick every tiome.

[PurityOfEssence]

8. Don't they have family picnics or something?

Maybe he should just step next door and ask them.

[devilgrrl]

10. Dang... you beat me to it.

I was going to say that perhaps he should get on the phone and call the family or I wonder if he sent out cards asking his family members to surrender.

Yours is funnier. :7

[physioex]

9. Ohhh Please....

This Coming from the Most Corrupt Regime Next to Bu$h.......

[pinniped]

11. He can't surrender, he's due for a leg operation soon.

Maybe when or if he recuperates the scumbag might surrender..

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Oh, okay. Sure. Right away. Heck, all you had to do was ASK...

:eyes:

[wordout]

13. How is this not welcome news?

Another positive step from the new Saudi/Jordan/Syria anti-terror alliance.

[WePurrsevere]

15. 4 Years To Late. Yeah... right... sure... I'll bet they get right on that.

:sarcasm:

[tainowarrior]

16. Saudi king wants pigs to fly out of my butt too /NT