And it even includes a bit of pestilence as well...
http://www.sundayherald.com/52431Drought worsens famine in Zimbabwe
...The tragedy of Zimbabwe often verges on tragi-comedy when it comes to official responses from Mugabe’s government itself. Ignatius Chombo, for example, the local government minister directly in charge of Operation Murambatsvina, has written to international donors asking them to fund the provision of tens of thousands of garden sheds to replace the homes his men have destroyed since June.
At a time when people are slowly starving, one of Mugabe’s relatives has been arrested on charges of illegally siphoning off the meagre supplies left in country. Leo Mugabe, the president’s nephew and an MP, was released on bail on Thursday along with his wife, accused of illegally exporting 30 tonnes of flour to Mozambique. He was previously cleared of corruption charges relating to the national football team.
Then there was the suggestion toted by the government in its daily mouthpiece, The Herald, that the grain harvest had failed only because of invasions by Quelea birds, tiny finches that swarm like locusts. Instead of going hungry, the paper suggested people should eat the Queleas, adding that some could even be canned and exported to five-star restaurants in Europe.
Such insane developments make foreign correspondents wonder whether Zimbabwe can be reported objectively any longer. When independence came in 1980, the average life expectancy for a Zimbabwean was 60 years: now it is 33 and falling. Perhaps only when Mugabe is out of office will life expectancy creep up again.
Edit to add this report, as well
http://www.guardian.co.uk/famine/story/0,12128,1595431,00.html?gusrc=rss Silently, Malawi begins to starve
With food supplies running out, charities warn that huge and immediate aid is needed
Patrick Barkham in Nsanje
Wednesday October 19, 2005
The Guardian
Farayi Mutsa is slumped in the shade outside Nsanje district hospital, gently holding his daughter, Azineyi. Her wrists are barely thicker than an adult thumb and her mouth is stained purple where nurses have applied zinc oxide cream to her sores. She looks six months old; she is three years.
Mr Mutsa, 33, planted maize, rice and bulrush millet but the rains never arrived and he had no crops to bring home last April. He survived on the pittance he earned from working as a traditional "African doctor" but his unguents could not protect his daughter from the hidden hunger that threatens the lives of five million people in Malawi.
Last week the entire country was declared a disaster area by its president. Aid agencies warn that nearly half the country's 12 million population could starve in the next six months without massive and immediate food donations. So far, it has not been forthcoming. The UN World Food Programme still needs $76m (£43.3m) to feed 2.9 million Malawians until the harvest in April. Sheila Sisulu, deputy executive director of the WFP, described international inaction over Malawi as "deplorable".
While the British government aims to feed 2.2 million Malawians through a voucher scheme in 16 districts, it is not enough. "We know governments only act when they see children dying on their TV screens, but once the damage is done it's very difficult to undo," said Peter Smerdon of the WFP. It's much harder to fund an emergency and prevent massive loss of life than stop one happening."
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