Bush Says Good Intel Needed to Find Enemy ;-)

[underpants]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush

MANHATTAN, Kan. - President Bush said that those seeking to attack the United States cannot be appeased and terrorists must be destroyed.

Speaking at Kansas State University, the president said that the war on terror is an "ideological struggle" against an enemy that has a "view of the world that is the exact opposite of our view of the world."

"The United States must confront threats before they cause us harm," he said.

Bush reiterated his belief in preemptive action to thwart threats to the United States and he again defended his decision to go to war in Iraq and oust Saddam Hussein as a necessary part of the war on terror.

[noahmijo]

1. "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US"

Nah nah not enough detail on that one. Get me that there file on Iraq there the one says that saddam guy is evil cause he tried to kill mah daddy.

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. Gee, imagine if we'd had this BEFORE 9/11.

Haha I jest in humor.

[pinniped]

2. What a jerk, this is the asshat who has the opposite view of the world.

Bizarro World, please take back your lab experiment!


Is this the supposed 'strong defense' of eavesdropping this assclown was to market?

[lovuian]

3. Well if Rove and Cheney wouldn't expose our CIA agents

that would help... lets add Chalibi to that list too...

[Ian David]

4. Was The August 6, 2001 Presidential Briefing Document "good intel"? n/t

[wordpix]

26. the bad intel was in bush's brain--no intel there or anywhere in BushCo

[ckramer]

5. But bully can never be able to get good intels because

people don't like him.

Money can't buy everything.

[Earth_First]

6. "Earth_First's google searches determined to be a waste of time"

both literally and figuratively.

[leftchick]

7. Did you catch the Halo photo from the show?

[underpants]

9. Nice! Gimme an A

[pinniped]

16. Some photographers got a real sick sense of humor.

This is not an isolated incident either.

[Judi Lynn]

20. It's downright embarrassing to see these things, isn't it?

You'd think the photographers would refuse to do it, out of respect for the human race. Jesus.

It just makes you shudder.

[Judi Lynn]

21. That's Kansas Senator Pat Roberts bowing & scraping behind him. n/t

[wordpix]

27. that's absolute ruler by divine right, King George II

[foo_bar]

8. I like how intelligence became a euphemism for the opposite

I think the biggest problem facing the loyal opposition is semantically disentangling ourselves from neologisms like "Homeland" (Vaterland?), "signing statement" (pissing on Article I Sec. 7 of the Constitution), "War on Terror" (War #3 on a capitalized improper noun); just by using these expressions, (most) Dem pols endorse a world view that didn't exist in 1999. Carville talks about "framing the debate", but perhaps the first step is framing a vocabulary (besides BFEE and Chimpeachment).

[TexasLawyer]

10. translators

I hope that we are zeroing in on suspicious American citizens for surveillance and wiretaps. :sarcasm:

Our real enemies just won't do us the courtesy of speaking English, and we don't have any translators.

They hate us for our freedom to speak out against tyranny.

[AnneD]

11. We need good intelligence to run the country...

but I don't see THAT happening anytime soon......:eyes:

[yorkiemommie1]

12. one issue on which the world views would agree

no occupying troops on native soil!

[Mithras61]

13. Finding the enemy is easy... he lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave... (n/t)

[natrat]

14. hmmm....shouldnt an objective 3rd party like a judge have some say in this

[Javaman]

15. Example of intel moron* is looking for....

condi: mr. prez! mr. prez! I have it! I have it!

moron*: shush, what did the doctor say?

condi: no not that! I have the intel we have been looking for!! it's the info on the next terror attack!!

moron* rubs his hands together with greed intentions.

moron*: good let's have a look at that sucker! now they won't doubt me, now I will show them I can ride my bike!!

condi: hands him a little book

Close on book:
in gold lettering: OBL appointments
Back to scene:

moron*: oooooo,there has to be some goodies in here.

condi stand beaming

condi: turn to the 5th page and read the title

moron*: stuff to do next month. 1) pick up dry cleaning 2)must finish painting porch 3) commit act of terror 4)get new back drop for video studio. This is some good stuff here, but condi it's just not specific enough.

condi: read further.

moron*: every tuesday for the next 6 months do something to piss off george*. Ideas: 1)prank phone calls 2) stink bombs in airforce 1 3) order dozens of pizza's with his name 4)suicide plot involving thousands of chickens. okay and how is the killing of thousands of chickens important?

condi replies confidently

condi: read the last line...

moron*: chickens are the key for a man they call the chicken-hawk.

bada bing!

[Charlie Brown]

17. then the NSA program has been a collosal waste of resources

If they've been doing this $hit for four years, and have not been able to find bin laden, zawahiri, or zarquawi, it's completely useless.

[robbedvoter]

18. Sounds like a Help Wanted ad.

Also, reminds me of another homilie of his: "This is a hard country to defend"

[bleedingheart]

19. Well we better start with evicting the entire Executive Branch of Govt

since they have demonstrated their lack of intelligence.

[cmdrzog]

22. Actually

all he needs is a cheap mirror.

[orleans]

24. he'll save us

[HuffleClaw]

25. 'speaking at kansas state university'

in front of TROOPS who were bussed in for the event. der leader doesn't speak before the actual PUBLIC.

[wordpix]

29. Herr Bush doesn't speak before the public because disrupters might wear

anti-Bush t-shirts or carry anti-Bush signs, which are verboten in Amerika

[freethought]

28. Hmmmmm. Coming up on 5 years out from 9/11

and still we don't have Osama Bin Laden. Oh! And that terrorist money laundering case in Florida, correct me if I am wrong, not guilty on all counts. Oh sure, we've gotten a few Al Queda number threes, then another no.3, then another no.3, then another no.3. You get the idea.

Sure sounds like "good intel" to me!!

:headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[goclark]

30. We don't need intelligence, the enemy lives in our WH!

[electron_blue]

31. Ah! google to the rescue?