Air traveler bites fellow passenger

[Roon]

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - An airline passenger bit a fellow traveler Monday, then jumped out of a jetliner moving on the tarmac, authorities said. He was later subdued with a stun gun.

The man was taken to a hospital from the Fort Lauderdale airport, the Broward County sheriff’s office said. It was unclear whether he was injured. The other passenger suffered minor injuries from the bite.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/10998002/

[rocktivity]

1. Well, when one can't bring box cutters on nail clippers on board

one has to improvise...

:crazy:
rocknation

[babylonsister]

2. And why were the doors opened, or how did that happen? I

didn't read.

[Scout1071]

3. That is messed up!

Glad I have never seen anything like that while traveling.

[LifeDuringWartime]

4. zombies

better grab a copy of this quick

[Renew Deal]

12. lol

:hide:

[booksenkatz]

14. Mel's son is as crazy as he is, LOL! n/t

[0007]

5. Goddamn! Where are these nuts coming from? Lucky they

didn't shoot him.

[stevedeshazer]

6. Marv Albert? Dick Morris?

:shrug:

[uppityperson]

7. no more dentures allowed on airplanes

[Porcupine]

8. Great, now we're going to have to fly with mouth guards on

oh and naked. We're going to have to fly naked with mouth guards on. yuck.

No wonder the airlines are bankrupt.

[f-bush]

9. No, you're just going to have to check your teeth in at the ticket counter

[Porcupine]

10. Uh, they're attatched to my head. .. Oh. yuck. n/t

.

[HuffleClaw]

11. TERRORIST TEETH ! ! ! ! !

flee! i can now see 'teeth inspections' being made before ya can board a plane. 'hmmmm. sir, your bicuspids are a threat.'

[Divernan]

13. No federal marshal aboard; otherwise this guy would be dead.

The story says he was stunned by deputies after he reached the terminal. Now that we have closed down the state-run mental institutions and rely on the mentally ill self-medicating, we must deal with them in daily life, until they get arrested for something and thrown into our increasingly for-profit prison system.

[Tesha]

15. "Honest, the food the airline served was just awful! So I..." (NT)