Bin Laden vows never to be captured alive

[Roon]

CAIRO, Egypt - Osama bin Laden promised never to be captured alive and declared the U.S. had resorted to the same “repressive” tactics used by Saddam Hussein, according to an audiotape purportedly by the al-Qaida leader that was posted Monday on a militant Web site.

The tape appeared to be a complete version of one that was first broadcast Jan. 19 on Al-Jazeera, the pan-Arab satellite channel, in which bin Laden offered the United States a long-term truce but also said his al-Qaida terror network would soon launch a fresh attack on American soil.

“I have sworn to only live free. Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don’t want to die humiliated or deceived,” bin Laden said.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/11452123/

[leesa]

1. You mean the phony tape aired in January? Booga. Booga. Suckers.

[TomInTib]

2. "He's dead, Jim" nt

[zonmoy]

5. sure is

he is so dead that all that is left of him is badly decayed bones.

[radwriter0555]

23. and he's really *not* coming back this time! Think we should wait 2006

years for his return?

[Clara T]

3. Okee-Dokee

"On the sixth day of Hate Week, after the processions, the speeches, the shouting, the singing, the banners, the posters, the films, the waxworks, the rolling of drums and squealing of trumpets, the tramp of marching feet, the grinding of the caterpillars of tanks, the roar of massed planes, the booming of guns -- after six days of this, when the great orgasm was quivering to its climax and the general hatred of Eurasia had boiled up into such delirium that if the crowd could have got their hands on the 2,000 Eurasian war-criminals who were to be publicly hanged on the last day of the proceedings, they would unquestionably have torn them to pieces -- at just this moment it had been announced that Oceania was not after all at war with Eurasia. Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Eurasia was an ally."
-Orwell

[AussieDave]

4. Well, he's got nothing to worry about

from Little Lord Pissypants and his Keystone Kops........

He's safe at least until January 20, 2009.

[zonmoy]

6. his corpse will undoubtedly be conveniently

found just in time to cover up the rigging of the 2008 election.

[twaddler01]

37. I count the years

:eyes:

[Newsjock]

7. To the media: I'll say this every time this happens

Tell us the URL of the "militant Web site." Let us inspect its registration. Let us investigate the site. Let us see where things lead.

Unless, of course, there's a reason we shouldn't know such things. Do any of these reports ever identify the "militant Web site"? Anyone?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

26. All I know is that it ends in "us.gov."

[twaddler01]

38. That is a good point

For some reason we always assume what we here about him we should believe is true....

Well, we have some doubts now..not sure if this works for Bush anymore, so whoever is airing these tapes, please stop....

[Junkdrawer]

8. So I guess it was too late for him to condemn Cheney for the drunken...

hunting accident.

Oh well, maybe next tape...

[truthpower]

9. You can't be taken alive if you're already dead

Given that the evidence overwhelmingly suggests that these OBL tapes are all FAKE (despite what the integrity-filled brainiacs over at the CIA might say) I think old Osama just might be able to keep his word on this one!

[EFerrari]

19. Welcome to DU, truthpower.

Lol! :hi:

[HuffleClaw]

10. a resurrected bin laden tape?

again, right on cue. TERRA! ! ! !

[Pastiche423]

11. Is this a soft hint

that Osama has been dead for over four years? Ya know, get us to the idea 1st?

Btw, we haven't heard from the Z man lately. Has he used up his nine lives already?

[Robeson]

16. Where is "Z" man?.....

...He's probably growing, yet again, another leg. I'm sure it takes a while to regenerate one. Then, he'll escape by jumping from a second story hospital room, in the nick of time, all the while, running through a hail of gunfire bullets...he may or may not lose another limb in that exchange, but hey, he can always grow another one back....:think:

[scot]

12. Didn't Saddam make a similar pledge?

[NYC]

13. So does Biden.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2470460

Biden: I won't be taken alive.

[BenDavid]

14. Seems to me,

there will be all these Bin Laden tapes just like this telling how he will not be captured alive and on, and on it will go, and then all of a sudden, "we got him"! Yep, nothing like thawing out this fellow to be used sometime close to the mid term to show president macwarhardon is in control and give the repugs a lil bounce to keep control of Congress....

[bemildred]

15. No chance of that now, he's in a "stable condition".

Been that way for a while, stable at room temperature.

[Vidar]

17. What ?? With One bullet Barney Fife in hot pursuit?

[acmavm]

18. This guy has perfect timing. bush** needs a distraction, and viola, out

pops his best bud Ossie.

[EFerrari]

20. It's like a Kookla and Ollie rerun

over and over and over

[acmavm]

22. Or Maynard G. Krebs and his "You rang?" . n/t

[truthisfreedom]

21. what-fucking-ever. he never existed to begin with. he's a fake enemy.

fuck him.

[Solly Mack]

24. Big woo. Bush plans to never capture him either

lol

the propaganda is sublime

[mom cat]

25. "would soon launch a fresh attack on American soil."

This probably is not about Osama, but about the next destructive act planned to occur on US soil convieniently before the next US elections. Be prepared to put on your critical thinking caps as soon as something happens. They really botched the World Trade Centers wit the controlled demolitions and will be more cagey this time.
If the word is being put out that Osama is planning an attack, you better believe that the same group that did the inside job in 9-11 is planning their next strike!

[Javaman]

27. "You'll never take me alive, Coppers!!!!"

Oh man, who is writing this crap now???

They, meaning the CIA, have to get new writers. Or have they just been up late watching old James Cagney and Edward G. Robertson movies???

[fedsron2us]

31. Expect OBL last line to be - "Made it ma, top of the world"

as he dies within a burning oil refinery.

[winston61]

28. who cares?

The neocons need Usama, the boogeyman. If you want to find someone, it's usually a good idea to you know, look for him.

[ronnykmarshall]

29. Bin Laden !

BOO!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

30. k by me.

Dead works.

[johnfunk]

32. Bin Laden vows to fight long war and not be taken alive

Bin Laden vows to fight long war and not be taken alive
By Anton La Guardia
Diplomatic Editor
(Filed: 21/02/2006)

Osama Bin Laden has vowed never to be captured alive, telling Americans he is ready to fight a long war "until your minds are exhausted and your lives become miserable".

...

He makes a pledge: "I swear to die only as a free man. Even if I taste the bitterness of death, I do not want to be humiliated or betrayed."

Translation: "Nya nya nya nya nyaaaaah nyaaaaah, ha ha ha ha haaaaaa haaaaaa!"

Oh. My. God. He's turned into Osama bin Cartman!

[flamingyouth]

33. Duplicate

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2119884

[leesa]

34. How convenient. Just what Dick and Dubya want...endless war and

OBL, or Goldstein, as we prefer to call him, alive and well for the five minute hate. This is such transparent BS propaganda.

How long will Americans let Cheney and Dubya and their henchmen play them for suckers with this OBL nonsense?

[Tight_rope]

35. Well...Osama has no worries about being caught alive!

Hell he's at the Crawford Ranch cole chilling! Room service and all!

[Vadem]

36. Welp! This means only one thing: they are getting ready to...

thaw him out and present him to us with adoring praise for Dear Leader for killing him and saving us
from the evil doer; will probably happen around the midterms!