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Thu Apr-13-06 08:57 AM
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Breaking on CNN: SCOTUS being evacuated - reports of smoke |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 09:02 AM by CornField
In the "News Alert" at top of page: http://www.cnn.com/Edited to add: SCOTUS is not in session today.
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Thu Apr-13-06 08:59 AM
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1. Did Clarence light up a pube again? |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:03 AM
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4. Long Dong Silver and smoke, eh? Perhaps Condi had a role? |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 09:04 AM by 0007
Looks like lust to me!
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:09 AM
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7. Geez, Alberto's in the photo, too. What ARE the chances you could get |
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3 absolute @$$###$ in a crowd scene without going to a Freep rally?
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:58 PM
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Long Dong Silver From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search
Long Dong Silver (Birthname: Daniel Arthur Mead - see external link) is the alias of a black actor in several pornographic films in the early 1980s, famed for the size of his penis (reputedly 18 inches = 45.72 centimeters), although it is generally accepted to have been extended with a prosthetic sheath. The name is a takeoff on the fictional pirate Long John Silver, in Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island.
He achieved brief notoriety when mentioned during Clarence Thomas's confirmation hearings for the United States Supreme Court.
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:11 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:10 AM
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18. What did Thomas say when someone spilled a soft drink in his lap? |
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"Hey! Who put the Coke in my pubic hair?!?!"
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:51 PM
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That was awful....
LOL....
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Thu Apr-13-06 08:59 AM
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2. Whoops. Scalia must have gotten too close to a copy of the Constitution |
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Every time he gets within 10 feet of one, it just bursts into flame...quite inexplicable.
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:16 AM
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10. Hee hee. GOOD one! n/t |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:34 AM
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:rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray: :rofl: :spray:
:kick: :kick: :kick:
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:02 AM
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3. Please, oh please get Ginsberg, Stevens, Souter, Kennedy, Breyer |
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out FIRST!...
Ok, that was kneejerk. I, (of course) don't want anyone to be hurt.
Of course if Alito, Scalia, Thomas, and Roberts experience a momentary and AUTHENTIC "come to Jesus" moment and have a conscience conversion just prior to safely evacuating, I couldn't argue.....
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:03 AM
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5. Is Ann Coulter around? |
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Thu Apr-13-06 03:56 PM
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37. That's what I was thinking... |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:05 AM
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 09:06 AM by SpiralHawk
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Thu Apr-13-06 05:09 PM
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45. That ugly,ugly POS. n/t |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:09 AM
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8. Perhaps if Scalia wasn't banging Rove so fast |
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That condom wouldn't be smoking.
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:21 AM
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12. Now THAT is a memorable first post! |
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:rofl:
Welcome, Ragin_mad . . .
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:24 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:43 AM
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15. Welcome to DU Ragin_mad.... |
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I think you will fit right in....:rofl:
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:48 AM
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That's the sound of Scalia's lower fat triangle smacking against Rove back fat.
Welcome to DU :hi:
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Thu Apr-13-06 11:39 AM
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24. What an obscene image that conjures! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:01 AM
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17. GREATEST. FIRST. POST. EVER! |
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:25 AM
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19. That's quite the entrance! Welcome aboard. |
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Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 10:26 AM by GliderGuider
With an attitude like that you're sure to make friends around here in no time!
:yourock:
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:30 AM
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20. Or if he banged him faster, there would be fire but no smoke. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 10:47 AM
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:04 PM
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27. Lol. And now Uranus has another blue ring. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 01:59 PM
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Thu Apr-13-06 03:42 PM
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34. Great Jab...welcome to DU...n/t |
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Thu Apr-13-06 03:52 PM
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36. You're gonna fit in just great around here, Ragin! |
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:toast: :rofl: :applause: :rofl: :bounce: :rofl: :thumbsup: :rofl: :yourock: :rofl: :evilgrin:
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Thu Apr-13-06 03:59 PM
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38. LMBAO....Welcome to DU Ragin |
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Thu Apr-13-06 04:06 PM
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39. It's deep and I don't think it's playable. |
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Thu Apr-13-06 04:07 PM
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40. Pigshit would make the ugliest bottom in history. |
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I can see that fat farter make squealing and whooping noises. Ewww. I just made myself sick.
That was a great first post, BTW.
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Thu Apr-13-06 04:53 PM
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44. And don't you just love the nickname * gave to Rove? |
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Thu Apr-13-06 04:18 PM
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41. EXCELLENT intro post! Welcome! (nt) |
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Thu Apr-13-06 09:20 AM
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11. I couldn't find it. eom |
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Thu Apr-13-06 11:20 AM
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22. Was it White smoke or Dark Smoke,, it could mean we have a |
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Thu Apr-13-06 12:53 PM
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:rofl:
(oh, that it could be true!)
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Thu Apr-13-06 04:25 PM
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THAT is hilarious well done :)
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Thu Apr-13-06 11:38 AM
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23. bush in trouble... ...TERRA scare |
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Thu Apr-13-06 02:00 PM
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30. Liars Liars, pants on fire...move along, nothing new here |
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Thu Apr-13-06 03:33 PM
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32. Probably Another Right Wing Terra Plot |
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We all know how much right wing extremists have threatened the Supreme Court. Also Oklahoma bombing, Anthrax, etc...
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Thu Apr-13-06 03:38 PM
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33. Is Scalia trying to *think* again? |
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Geez spare me this crap--if they aren't even there why all the drama?
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Thu Apr-13-06 03:46 PM
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35. does anyone have a link to a story about this? |
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I can't find anything anywhere...
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Thu Apr-13-06 04:23 PM
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42. "Uh oh, Mistuh Tony...I done burn your toast again!" |
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"Don't let it happen again, Clarence. Now, kneel on these dried peas as penance. Thassa good boy!"
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Thu Apr-13-06 07:21 PM
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46. Who invited the devil? |
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Since they haven't gone to hell yet, I guess they invited hell up to them? :shrug:
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