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ckramer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 04:13 PM
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Iraq declares state of emergency
BAGHDAD (AP) — The Iraqi government declared a state of emergency and imposed a curfew Friday after insurgents set up roadblocks in central Baghdad and opened fire on U.S. and Iraqi troops outside the heavily fortified Green Zone.

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What? Insurgents set up roadblocks in central Baghdad and opened fire on U.S. and Iraqi troops outside the heavily fortified Green Zone?????

Who's in charge there?
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 04:14 PM
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1. This was discussed earlier
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 04:27 PM
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2. Ignore this story...Here's the real news!!
Edited on Fri Jun-23-06 04:27 PM by TwoSparkles
Don't worry, people! These "insurgents" are just a few dead-enders; the very
insurgents who hid the weapons of mass destruction that were in Baghdad--in the
north, south, east and west.

No...no...wait a minute. This just in! These are the insurgents who were supposed
to greet us with flowers! Any minute now, our soldiers will be dancing in a bed of
fragrant azaleas and lilacs. Smell the mimosa...take it in people!

Uh oh. That's wrong too. No flowers. However, it has just been reported that the
insurgency is in its last throes. OH, what a relief that news is! Strike up the band!

Ohhhhgeeez. I'm getting the report now...hold on........I've just been told...
WE'RE MAKING PROGRESS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! That's right...Progress is at hand, and.... ....wait! There's more! I can't believe it! Such good news!! People
of the United States...we are TURNING A CORNER IN IRAQ!! Can you believe it? Break
out the confetti, load up the silly string---we're turning more corners than a New
York City cab driver. SUCH. GOOD. NEWS.

And lastly...this breaking news....MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

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maddezmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-23-06 04:30 PM
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3. duplicate topic
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