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The Sushi Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:13 PM Original message |
Authorities Warning Women Not to Wear Gel Bras (on airplanes) |
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karlrschneider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
1. What about gel tits? |
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HockeyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:27 PM Response to Reply #1 |
13. I presume you mean silicone breast implants? |
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karlrschneider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:32 PM Original message |
Yeah, but I was only halfway being snarky... |
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geomon666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 09:39 PM Response to Original message |
36. Does this mean we finally get to get away with calling them Bazookas? |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:34 AM Response to Original message |
61. nope |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 07:31 PM Response to Reply #61 |
81. You're missing the whole point of the "binary" explosive. |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-18-06 07:54 AM Response to Reply #81 |
85. and a refrigerated room |
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Tesha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-18-06 12:34 PM Response to Reply #85 |
86. Do you figure TATP is the only possible binary explosive? (NT) |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-18-06 02:37 PM Response to Reply #86 |
89. no, but it is the one these jokers were planning to use |
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indepat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:32 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Wow, aren't some likely to get their gel tits in a wringer? "It's in my |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 08:11 PM Response to Reply #13 |
29. My busty daughter always gets a lot of attention |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 05:54 AM Response to Reply #29 |
49. there's no license to leer, havocmom |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:00 AM Response to Reply #29 |
57. There was a lawsuit... |
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NYC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-19-06 03:49 PM Response to Reply #57 |
92. I was frisked before getting on a plane to Israel. |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:16 PM Response to Original message |
2. And how are they going to be able to tell? Buhwawawa.. |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. I wonder how many attractive young women |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:34 PM Response to Reply #7 |
19. I've got piercings...I bet they would think they were weapons cuz |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:38 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Might be difficult... |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 03:27 PM Response to Reply #22 |
71. I'd be more worried about what the new scanners will do ... |
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geomon666 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 09:40 PM Response to Reply #2 |
37. I don't know about you. |
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xultar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:32 AM Response to Reply #37 |
52. I bet you would! Buhwawawa! |
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savemefromdumbya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 11:06 PM Response to Reply #2 |
39. boob gel detecting devices |
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neuvocat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:19 PM Original message |
After a while you have to wonder |
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childslibrarian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:21 PM Response to Original message |
6. I agree |
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ckramer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:24 PM Response to Reply #6 |
83. but what if gas is 5 bucks per gallon? |
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mike_c (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
8. fear has little to do with it.... |
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cornermouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:23 PM Response to Original message |
10. That's pretty much what I've been thinking. |
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Megahurtz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
3. ROFLMAO!!! |
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Kagemusha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:27 PM Response to Reply #3 |
12. Maybe the way you just mentally rejected. |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 08:17 PM Response to Reply #3 |
31. One of the perks they will offer to brown-shirt wanna bees? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:02 AM Response to Reply #3 |
66. in the 'Murkan tradition of great inventors |
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benddem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
4. wow |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:20 PM Response to Original message |
5. I suppose those gel insoles are already covered by the shoe thing |
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sweetheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:22 PM Response to Original message |
9. How do men prove their penis's are really real? |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:33 PM Response to Reply #9 |
16. Sweetheart..... ROFLMAO !!!!! |
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VegasWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:37 PM Response to Reply #9 |
20. Sweetheart, let me know when you plan to go off flying!! Or, is that |
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VegasWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:38 PM Response to Reply #20 |
23. self-delete: misplaced comment! nt |
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Der Blaue Engel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:37 PM Response to Reply #9 |
21. And will transmen who pack and transwomen who wear |
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sweetheart (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:51 PM Response to Reply #21 |
27. Your scene will fit perfectly in the remake of ben hur |
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MadMaddie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 09:08 PM Response to Reply #21 |
34. This is the first thought that came to my mind.... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 04:44 AM Response to Reply #9 |
47. How about a fake scrotum? |
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AnneD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 03:52 PM Response to Reply #47 |
75. Actually, |
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ItNerd4life (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:40 AM Response to Reply #9 |
53. That is a hilariously twisted thought |
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heliarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
84. Please check my penis and see if its real... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-19-06 12:48 AM Response to Reply #9 |
90. We can masterbate to the boob checks |
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Marie26 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
11. You're kidding! |
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DRoseDARs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
15. Ya know, it IS possible to inject liquids other than silicon into implants |
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karlrschneider (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:34 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. 'zackly...that's what I was sayin' too, above. |
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genieroze (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
69. boob bombs? |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
17. "expanding" role? |
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VegasWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:40 PM Response to Original message |
24. Exploding tits!! Men, it's up to us to do the inspection! nt |
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atomicdawg38 (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
25. self delete |
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DinahMoeHum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:51 PM Response to Original message |
26. Aggghhhh!!! BOOBY TRAP !!! BOOBY TRAP !! |
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gorbal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
28. Now THAT is giving people to many ideas... |
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The Sushi Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 08:13 PM Response to Original message |
30. and What about Bladder Bags!?? |
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FlaGranny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:42 AM Response to Reply #30 |
54. Also colostomy bags. Eeeekkk! n/t |
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serryjw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 05:59 PM Response to Reply #54 |
78. WOW! good question |
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mccoyn (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 08:51 AM Response to Reply #30 |
55. And bladder injections. |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 03:31 PM Response to Reply #30 |
72. They'll be OK so long as they haven't ... |
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HuffleClaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
32. official justification for ogling large-breasted women? |
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achtung_circus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 08:40 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. Naw, |
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Endangered Specie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
35. One of these days a terrorist is gonna put a stick of TNT up his ass... |
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The Sushi Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 11:26 PM Response to Reply #35 |
41. When I did stand-up comedy that bit was part of my act! |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 03:34 PM Response to Reply #41 |
73. When you gotta go, ... |
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meisje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
38. So when I say those t*ts are the bomb, I could be right!! |
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Stand and Fight (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 11:31 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. Phil Harmon played that part so damn well... |
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The Sushi Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:24 PM Response to Reply #38 |
67. I miss him! |
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Lithos (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-16-06 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
40. Lends new meaning |
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TaleWgnDg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
43. This thread sounds like a bunch of |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:01 AM Response to Reply #43 |
65. That's not fair |
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truthisfreedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
44. that's too bad. so much for the scenery at the airport. |
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RamboLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 02:28 AM Response to Original message |
45. As I've posted numerous times like the terrorist will tell |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 02:40 AM Response to Original message |
46. couple of questions |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 04:46 AM Response to Original message |
48. Might make turbulence more fun.... |
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depakid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 06:20 AM Response to Original message |
50. This is getting absurd |
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depakid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 06:42 AM Response to Original message |
51. Kafka would be right at home |
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olddad56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
56. As a true patriot, I will volunteer to inspect for these devices. |
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Ramsey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:00 AM Response to Original message |
58. What about women who have had mastectomies? |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 09:17 AM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Those aren't cheap to replace and insurance companies |
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Lone_Star_Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:38 AM Response to Reply #58 |
62. That was my first thought also |
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CornField (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:56 AM Response to Reply #58 |
63. They don't care about those women |
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OzarkDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 03:46 PM Response to Reply #58 |
74. Some breast prostheses are very $$$$$$ |
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Snivi Yllom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
60. bwahahahahahahaha |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 11:00 AM Response to Reply #60 |
64. BREAKING-TSA sees record number of applications |
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Snivi Yllom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 12:37 PM Response to Reply #64 |
68. future sequel movie - FAKES ON A PLANE |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 03:24 PM Response to Original message |
70. Ooh, policing the false fronts is obviously hard work. |
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kitty1 (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
76. "Fakes on a plane" Great title for the movie n/t |
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kitty1 (772 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 05:37 PM Response to Reply #76 |
77. oops!! Somebody got the idea already |
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serryjw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
79. Our government is crazy......... |
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Window (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
80. Dear Lord, |
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meisje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Aug-17-06 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
82. I've had it with these motherfucking fake titties on this motherfucking |
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The Sushi Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-18-06 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
87. I'm bringing a Snake with fake boobs on my trip |
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Demeter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-18-06 02:06 PM Response to Original message |
88. Dr. Strangelove, Call Your Office n/t |
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Akim (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-19-06 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
91. Urine can be used to make explosives. No more bathrooms on airplanes. |
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ThsMchneKilsFascists (257 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-19-06 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
93. How about banning babies with disposable diapers? |
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Akim (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-19-06 07:00 PM Response to Reply #93 |
94. You have a keen mind. n/t |
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