Starr appeals 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' case

[deadparrot]

JUNEAU, Alaska - Former Whitewater special counsel Kenneth Starr petitioned the U.S. Supreme Court to take up Alaska's "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" case, a dispute involving a high school student, a banner and a tough school policy.

Starr, who gained national prominence while investigating former President Clinton's Whitewater land deal and relationship with Monica Lewinsky, filed the petition Monday on behalf of the Juneau School District in response to a March ruling by the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals.

The appeals court sided with a high school student who displayed a banner reading "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" during an Olympic torch relay in 2002. It ruled former Juneau-Douglas High School principal Deborah Morse violated former student Joseph Frederick's free speech rights.

The U.S. Supreme Court petition must receive a minimum of four of the nine justices' votes to be heard.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060829/ap_on_re_us/bong_hits4_jesus

[panader0]

1. When I had a bong (years ago) my hits were for me!

[acmejack]

2. Anything to get his ugly mug back in the news

[Bruce McAuley]

3. Lessee here...

One bong hit 4 Jesus......
One 4 ME.....
One more 4 Jesus.....
One more 4 me....
Whew!
Hard work!
But somebody's gotta do it....
:bounce:

Bruce

[Xeric]

4. He must think he's got the votes

Starr is one of the biggest assholes on the planet, but he isn't stupid. He knows exactly how to play the system. If he's going ahead with this he must be pretty sure he can win.
I find the vision of law that he and the Scalias and Borks have (I call it Borkian logic) beneath contempt. It's the idea that law is like a cutesy little game you play, that it doesn't matter if justice is involved, it just matters if you win. This kind of Machiavellian view of the legal system is what could potentially destroy that system and with it the whole idea of equal justice. This man politicized his position as a special prosecutor just as Scalia, Rehnquist and Thomas politicized their positions in the election scandal of 2000 in order to pull a coup d'etat on our democratic system. If ever anyone deserved the label of traitors it is this cabal.

[Tellurian]

5. The GOP always uses a banal ruling to achieve another agenda

sitting on the back burner. Take it to the SCOTUS!

This appears to be a shakedown of Alaska's Marijuana Laws.
All Starr needed was the chance to get his foot in the door.

Alaskan residents are allowed to grow and have a legal amount of MJ in their possession.
Looks like, Starr is looking for language from the court to harass then prosecute local residents.

This dynamic would definitely destroy the serenity and familial culture of Alaskan residents.

God Bless Alaskans and God help you too!

[saigon68]

6. The taxpayers paying for starr's next Jamaican vacation.

So the big guy can take a few big dekes from his own Bong.

[queenbdem87]

7. I would need a few bong hits to be fucked up enough to be a Christian

[noonwitch]

8. The kid was clearly breaking school rules

If he wanted to hoist up his banner, he shouldn't have been at the school-sponsored part of the event.

I think Starr is full of it for the most part, but I don't think the school was wrong to issue consequences to this young man for his actions.

[High Plains]

9. Gee, the US 9th Circuit Court of Appeals disagrees with you.

The district already lost this case in court. Starr is attempting to get the Supreme Court to review it. I guess at least part of the Constitution is still in place even in schools. And what this is really about is thought crime. The kid has ideas the school doesn't like.

[warrens]

10. As someone who was repeatedly thrown out of high school

Like 17 times my senior year, mainly for wearing anti-war tshirts and having long hair, who gives a fuck what the school rules are? If they're unconstitutional, they're unconstitutional. And depriving someone of the right to make a statement, no matter how inane, is just claptrap.

[wicket]

14. AMEN!!!!

:thumbsup:

[MGKrebs]

11. Would it have been OK to have a sign that said:

"Beers 4 Divine Pasta"?

[HuffleClaw]

12. so, in a nutshell? he's FOR the suppresion of people's free speech?

no surprise there.

[zreosumgame]

13. Recall recently when Kenn "I Wanna be a" Starr

submitted forged documents in a criminal case? This dumb-ass needs to lose his license

[Tellurian]

16. What did the doofas get caught doing? n/t

[Zhade]

15. If indeed Jesus existed, he probably used cannabis.

It's not exactly a plant known for being tough to cultivate in the Middle East.

[Anakin Skywalker]

17. School's Being Anti-Jesus!

and Starr is siding with them? Wait til the rightwingers hear about this! :)