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Judi Lynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:14 AM Original message |
Preacher says GOP delaying 2nd coming |
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Freedom_from_Chains (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:17 AM Response to Original message |
1. Oh no, could the crack pots being going the other way on them. |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:15 AM Response to Reply #1 |
14. Some of the screwballs, certainly |
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Freedom_from_Chains (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:42 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Then the war on terror, the terrorizing of our country and the |
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Joe Bacon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:30 PM Response to Reply #14 |
52. Gee, why do I see only WHITE PEOPLE doing THE GREAT FLOAT OFF®? |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. Anyone stupid enough to believe in that nonsense... |
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starroute (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 02:42 PM Response to Reply #55 |
61. And only women with really big breasts |
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POAS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:26 PM Response to Reply #61 |
81. And I thought |
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HereSince1628 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:19 AM Response to Original message |
2. Look, N.Korea isn't even confounded by the gop. Why would a god be? |
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Chipper Chat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:21 AM Response to Original message |
3. What's in those briefcases (pik 2) ? |
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saigon68 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:13 AM Response to Reply #3 |
12. LOL Outstanding |
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Tunkamerica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 08:26 AM Response to Reply #3 |
27. i think it's supposed to indicate |
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Chipper Chat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 09:00 AM Response to Reply #27 |
30. Well hell, if Jesus could accept Mary Magdelene |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:42 AM Response to Reply #3 |
40. If they work in the Bush administration and want to make it to heaven, |
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truthisfreedom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:23 AM Response to Original message |
4. if you believe in a second coming and if you believe that missionaries are |
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PsychoDad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:28 AM Response to Original message |
5. As if we can influence to will of the One. |
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Tyo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 09:25 AM Response to Reply #5 |
32. So we can stop God from doing what He wants to do? |
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Kurovski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:19 PM Response to Reply #32 |
80. That's what the preacher in the Plain Dealer believes.(nt) |
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ClintonTyree (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:31 AM Response to Original message |
6. Oy...... |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 07:21 AM Response to Reply #6 |
19. Think of all the change in their sofas! nt |
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reprobate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:18 PM Response to Reply #6 |
49. Local news had a blurb on FSM last night. Only saw intro, not story. |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:28 PM Response to Reply #49 |
66. The can-I-have-your-car sticker is the one I have on my car. |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:32 AM Response to Original message |
7. Typical Repugs. |
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Donnachaidh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:41 AM Response to Original message |
8. I wish the rapture would happen so we can get RID of these jackals |
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rpannier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:44 AM Response to Original message |
9. How little faith they have in God |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:31 AM Response to Reply #9 |
15. Nothing like a pouty liped, pointy breasted little teen ager |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:37 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. I'm sorry, but nobody wearing bellbottoms gets to go to heaven |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 07:22 AM Response to Reply #17 |
20. Well, at least he has a sense of style. |
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hatrack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 08:25 AM Response to Reply #15 |
26. But at least she's wearing sensible shoes! |
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reprobate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
50. You assume an infallible god. The human body argues against that. |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:42 PM Response to Reply #50 |
57. They assume a 'god', period. |
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Joe Bacon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:44 PM Response to Reply #50 |
58. How can an PERFECT GOD create IMPERFECT creatures and places? |
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The Backlash Cometh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:11 AM Response to Original message |
10. Holy Shit! These people are fucking looney-tunes. |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:28 PM Response to Reply #10 |
51. You want to see some real looney tunes, |
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Ian David (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:12 AM Response to Original message |
11. Yes! Yes! Send all the Evangelical Christians or Iraq! I'd pay for that! |
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goforit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 04:04 PM Response to Reply #11 |
77. Yes! ...sacrifice yourselves & jump into the pit of the rapturous abyss. |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:14 AM Response to Original message |
13. These people actually believe man has influence on God and the second... |
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schmuls (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 11:06 AM Response to Reply #13 |
43. "No man knows when the Father will come" or something like that |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:34 AM Response to Original message |
16. In case of Rapture... I will be looking up your skirt |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 07:29 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. That's why we have to wear clean underwear. nt |
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BrotherBuzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:47 AM Response to Reply #21 |
41. Zing! |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:34 PM Response to Reply #21 |
69. If you don't wear them they won't get dirty |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 07:20 PM Response to Reply #69 |
84. I think you just figured out what's in the briefcases! |
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tularetom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 07:49 AM Response to Reply #16 |
23. You won't have to |
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hippiechick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
22. I've often wondered what it would be like ... |
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kestrel91316 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 11:07 AM Response to Reply #22 |
44. I found a website recently for one of these ultra-fundie little |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
24. So the GOP is more powerful than God? |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 08:09 AM Response to Original message |
25. Sounds like another charlatan to me... |
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dolo amber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 08:37 AM Response to Original message |
28. ... |
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aka-chmeee (188 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
29. Self-solving problem here.... |
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catmandu57 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:44 PM Response to Reply #29 |
74. RENEW RENEW |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
31. So THAT's why Jebus has been taking his sweet time! |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
33. You said "coming" heh heh heh |
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gordianot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:17 AM Response to Original message |
34. What a great idea, would they take my wifes' fundie niece (please)? |
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LiberalFighter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:37 PM Response to Reply #34 |
72. Tell her if she's not at the right place and right time she won't be taken |
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Joe Bacon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:19 AM Response to Original message |
35. Yep, all them rich white republicans get to go! |
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rpannier (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:34 PM Response to Reply #35 |
82. I'm anxiously awaiting the rapture |
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cynatnite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
36. Finally...something we don't blame on bush... |
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Peace Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:28 AM Response to Original message |
37. He's right but for the wrong reasons. Bush is the antithesis of Jesus. |
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reprobate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:33 PM Response to Reply #37 |
53. God loves bellbottoms and the 60's. She told me so once when I met her |
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Akoto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
38. I knew the Repubs had control issues, but now they control God? |
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Jack Rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
39. There are amny good reasons to vote the Republicans out now |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
42. They are nuts... |
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Downtown Hound (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
45. Well, these wackos have been useful idiots of the right for a long time |
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DUgosh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
46. But but but..... |
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Joe Bacon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #46 |
56. When I tell my idiot aunt that God put Clinton in as President... |
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trof (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
47. Thanks. Sent it to my cousin who is registrar at a seminary. |
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stepnw1f (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 12:58 PM Response to Original message |
48. These People are Trying to Bring Armegeddon |
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Zhade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
54. Delaying the made-up mythical not-ever-happening bullshit? |
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Ex Lion Tamer (445 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
59. Oh, I thought you wrote "second cumming" |
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Megahurtz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
60. Well THAT'S a new one LOL! n/t |
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Ferret Annica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
62. We call them 'Rapture Monkeys' |
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Divine Discontent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
63. not even going to read the messages below the OP |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 02:59 PM Response to Original message |
64. His church should be stripped of its tax-exempt status |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
65. Then he should call on Mark Foley. |
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BluePatriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
67. But I thought they were HASTENING the Apocalypse |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:33 PM Response to Original message |
68. Whatever works |
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MindPilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
70. It is like watching a bunch of D&D geeks |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 10:18 PM Response to Reply #70 |
85. "...a sin for which the only penance can be a Hideous Death... |
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AngryOldDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
71. At least the GOP is good for something |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
73. "Raptus interruptus" (eom) |
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4_TN_TITANS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
75. People, you're missing the good news... |
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0rganism (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
76. Really? Could be the only decent thing the GOP has done in the last 30 yrs |
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nealmhughes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
78. Can this one heal or make you rich with a magic cloth? |
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Crunchy Frog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
79. I thought people were supposed to be raptured out of their clothes. |
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twaddler01 (800 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Oct-09-06 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
83. Technically if it's gonna happen it's gonna happen right? |
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