CNN Announces: Bush Accepts Bolton Resignation

[QMPMom]

Sorry that there is no print story yet. There is a headline on the CNN site and they announced it on air just now.

http://www.cnn.com/services/warriorone/

[MorningGlow]

1. And another one gone, and another one gone

Another one bites the dust...

:party:

Couldn't have happened to a nicer rageoholic pervert.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

29. the very tune in me head, mate.

But who could they appoint - someone actually worse than Bolton?

[Warpy]

44. They will certainly try, but

this Congress won't approve any of them. One of them might have squeaked by the last Congress.

He's got about three weeks to dig up a horror that'll pass muster with the lame ducks. I doubt he'll be able to do it.

My guess is that the position will go unfilled and they'll blame the intransigence of the mean old Democrats, not the unsuitability of Stupid's appointments.

[flordehinojos]

48. just remember that purges in the old soviet union and communist china were the signs of worse things

yet to come.

May God have Mercy on us all--for those of us who believe in God and for those who don't may the benevolent universe be benevolent towards us all.

[IthinkThereforeIAM]

109. You seem to assume a new fascist/totalitarian regime is on the way...

...eom.

[flordehinojos]

138. i wonder if i am off my rockers for thinking that.

}(

[corkhead]

46. hopefully "resignation" and "Bush" will be used often in the same sentence over the coming months

[Straight Shooter]

96. LOL!

:toast:

[lyonn]

130. Before there can be a bush resignation the repubs must replace

cheney with a candidate for the next election, sooo, watch for that to happen. The repubs will be the ones to force the Idiot out for their own preservation.

Once again bush appeared to be plugged in to someone as he was speaking at press conference with the Shite leader. His pauses were weird. My gawd that guy has serious problems. How can the repubs keep lying to themselves? That is why I am looking for a cheney replacement before R's demand bush step down.

[shain from kane]

66. Cookie duster bites the dust. n/t

[Cha]

137. I was wondering which bolton was

boltin'? I guess I got my answer! The UN bolton, YAY!

[Scurrilous]

2. Great news!

:thumbsup:

[AlCzervik]

3. an excellent early present!

[LiberalFighter]

16. Too bad Congress doesn't adjourn this session now

then his recess appointment would be over.

[The Stranger]

4. Great. Now indict and arrest him.

[Drops_not_Dope]

35. US Penitentiary - Leavenworth County, Kansas

http://www.lvarea.com/data/usp_info.htm



B-)

[beth9999]

86. Just out of curiosity...

... what crime has he committed (aside from working for Bush/Cheney and being a Repug, of course)?

[The Stranger]

91. Perjury, fraud, conspiracy to commit fraud, conspiracy to commit war crimes,

lying to Congress.

Feel free to add to the list.

[beth9999]

95. Are we talking about Bush?

... or Bolton?

[The Stranger]

126. I think for Bush you could add much more to the list.

[0007]

128. cough cough!! Your behind on your studies.....

[Lochloosa]

143. Beth9999.....

Welcome to DU.....

and try to keep up.

[Bonobo]

5. Bu-bye you walrus-faced hater!

[gauguin57]

11. walrus-faced hater ... LOL ... just did a coffee spit take!

:rofl: :rofl:

[calimary]

69. Throw him one last fish and release him back out to sea.

[LiberalEsto]

6. I think he's got a new job

helping those insane fundies protest at soldiers' funerals
:evilgrin:

[leesa]

7. Merry Christmas everyone!!

[Generator]

119. Indeed!

I was saying yes, yes yes to the TV before taking my kid to school. Kid wants to know why I'm so happy-I said a bad man just went away. Finally we are rid of another one of them that wanted to have us in eternal war.

[warrens]

8. I am heartbroken

I always thought that the best way to make friends is to send a total asshole to talk for you. Buh-bye, Got Milk.

[Mark E. Smith]

9. Do we have any footage of Georgie combing Bolton's mustache?

Just wondering.

[grasswire]

75. no. wolfowitz combed Bolton. (eom)

[cal04]

10. link:Bush accepts Bolton's U.N. resignation

Unable to win Senate confirmation, U.N. Ambassador John Bolton will step down when his recess appointment expires soon, the White House said Monday.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061204/ap_on_re_us/bolton_resigns

[Vidar]

113. Bolton's resignation & Chavez' victory make it a very good weak.

[sarge43]

12. 99 crooks against the wall; if one of those crooks ... n/t

[Monkeyman]

21. 98 crooks against the wall

[sarge43]

41. Aye-up

Watch it, kids. There's a veritable stampede of rats heading for the stern. :woohoo:

[Bassic]

13. That is great news.

Although, from the looks of it, the UN didn't seem to take him all that seriously, even though he was supposed to be the one to turn it on it's head.

[dogfacedboy]

14. Notice how this happened right after Bush visits Middle East?

Bush may have been sent the message over there that if he wants to deal, Bolton has to "resign".

[ChairmanAgnostic]

33. I doubt that they sent him a message for two reasons

1- He would not listen.
2- See #1.

Now, Cheney in the Saudi woodshed is another matter.

[Eurobabe]

15. Yosemite BOLTON, gone??

Jeebuz, they ARE fleeing the ship like rats!!

[xultar]

17. BFEE runnin skeerd?!?!?

[Javaman]

18. Zippity Doo Da, Zippity-yay!!!!

This indeed is a wonderful day!!!!

[LynneSin]

19. Come on you guys, he was the best appointment and a fine person.....

NOT!!!!!
:sarcasm: GOTCHA :sarcasm:

Why Bush would even attempt to renominated this asshole is beyond me. I wish he'd just move permamently to Crawford and let the democrats clean up this mess.

[DoYouEverWonder]

20. Glad to see the week is off to a good start

One more down...

[seafan]

22. John Bolton To Resign (Christmas comes early!)

John Bolton To Resign




Dec 4, 2006 7:34 am US/Mountain

(AP) WASHINGTON Unable to win Senate confirmation, U.N. Ambassador John Bolton will step down when his recess appointment expires soon, the White House said Monday.

Bolton's nomination has languished in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for more than a year, blocked by Democrats and several Republicans.

President Bush gave Bolton the job temporarily in August 2005, while Congress was in recess. But the appointment expires when Congress formally adjourns, no later than early January.

[DemExpat]

23. YOO HOOO!

Great to hear this.

:party: :bounce:

DemEx

[blondeatlast]

24. Considering his replacement will have to be vetted by a Dem-controlled Congress

(well, probably), will he choose someone with a tiny lick of sense? I hope?

The hearings should be very interesting. Any guesses?

[Tyler Durden]

30. Don't count on it...

One of his appointments dealing with family planning who is a rabid anti-contraception/abortion schmuck should show that The Pig Bush is planning firmly on doing nothing different and playing the "Gridlock Game."

[mcscajun]

25. Boom! Boom! Boom! Another one bites the dust...

:woohoo:

Some days it IS worth getting up. :)

[maddezmom]

26. AP:Bush accepts Bolton's U.N. resignation (didn't have the votes in the senate)

By TERENCE HUNT, AP White House Correspondent
4 minutes ago



WASHINGTON - Unable to win Senate confirmation, U.N. Ambassador John Bolton will step down when his recess appointment expires soon, the White House said Monday.


Bolton's nomination has languished in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for more than a year, blocked by Democrats and several Republicans. Sen. Lincoln Chafee (news, bio, voting record), a moderate Republican who lost in the midterm elections Nov. 7 that swept Democrats to power in both houses of Congress, was adamantly opposed to Bolton.

President Bush gave Bolton the job temporarily in August 2005, while Congress was in recess. But the appointment expires when Congress formally adjourns, no later than early January.

Although Bush could not give Bolton another recess appointment, the White House was believed to be exploring other ways of keeping him in the job, perhaps by giving him a title other than ambassador. But Bolton informed the White House he intended to leave when his current appointment expires, White House deputy press secretary Dana Perino said.

more:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061204/ap_on_re_us/bolton_resigns

[keopeli]

27. That's JOHN Bolton, the unconfirmed UN Ambassador designee.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/12/04/bolton.resignation.ap/index.html

[Skittles]

28. good f***ing riddance

arrogant bastard

[Lone_Star_Dem]

31. I'm surprised that bush accepted so easily

I expected more of a childish tantrum, not because he thought Bolton was so great, but rather because this way it's as if he's saying, "I was wrong, again."

What a grand way to begin our week. I can only imagine how things are going to be once we actually hold the majority.

[maddezmom]

34. WH is exploring others of keeping him in the job: Dana Perino

~snip~
Although Bush could not give Bolton another recess appointment, the White House was believed to be exploring other ways of keeping him in the job, perhaps by giving him a title other than ambassador. But Bolton informed the White House he intended to leave when his current appointment expires, White House deputy press secretary Dana Perino said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061204/ap_on_re_us/bolton_resigns

[smartvoter]

40. Always trying to find a way around the rules. Always. nt

[Lone_Star_Dem]

56. This is more what I've come to expect.

In other words, it was one more rat deserting a sinking ship, while the captain was attempting to keep it on board so that they all might drown together.

[shaniqua6392]

32. Good.

Now we won't have to look at that caterpiller on his upper lip any more!!

[raggedcompany]

36. John Bolton is a quitter!!

Good riddance, jerk.

[mac56]

43. Could Bolton be doing a....wait for it...."Cut and Run"?!

:evilgrin:

[Morgana LaFey]

37. What's that the rightwingers like to say?

"Elections have consequences."

Yeehaw!

[calimary]

68. Yep. Political capital earning dividends already!

YOWZA!

:toast:

What's that the DUers like to say?

"...another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust. Oh bay-yay-bee. Another one bites the dust..."

[SpiralHawk]

38. Score one for the human beings

And another loss for the corrupt chickenhawk republicon cronies

[Bob Loblaw]

39. Yosemite Sam

With all due respect to the profession, doesn't he look like every woodshop teacher you ever saw? Has anyone ever counted his fingers?

[Divernan]

42. Nah - more like Captain Kangaroo's evil twin.

nt

[calimary]

70. Welcome to DU!

LOL! Glad you're here!

[Bob Loblaw]

83. Thanks.

[rocktivity]

135. "What's the big idea comparing me to John Bolton, ya dadgummed flea-bitten idjit?"

THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!"



:headbang:
rocknation

[Kellyiswise]

45. What does Bolton care or any of the neocons for that matter? They got the money

the power and now they don't even have to hold a position or job to keep it. They can just sit back and control every damn thing.

[calimary]

73. Welcome to DU, to you, too!

Perhaps, but now, they own one position LESS.

And it could well be that if bush doesn't give the new Democratic Senate a decent nominee, then maybe we just won't have one for awhile. Finally, at age 60, the spoiled little boy's going to HAVE to start learning how to play ball with others. For the first time in his long, spoiled, coddled, arrogant, spoon-fed, snot-nosed little life. Better late than never, I guess.

Good to have you with us!

[Mandate My Ass]

47. Is it really Monday morning?

or am I still asleep and dreaming. *pinch* NOpe, I'm awake. :woohoo:

[Deep13]

49. YEAAAAAH! IN YOUR FACE, WALRUS MAN!

Damn, I said I wouldn't gloat.

Somewhere Bolton throws a phone at his receptionist.

[AzDar]

50. Now he'll have the time to capture that rootin'-tootin', rock'em-sock'em,

VARMINT!!
(am not referring to Mr. Ahmadinejad)
:woohoo:

[gristy]

51. On Monday Morning?

:wtf:

[Shipwack]

87. Good point... Why today?

First thing Monday morning is rather odd... If they had waited a few hours, it wouldn't be a topic of conversation at various news shows tonight, let alone The Daily Show or Colbert Report.

Did they not want to have two resignation stories on Friday? Did Bolton play golf over the weekend and get a sweet high salary job at a think-tank? Stop laughing... maybe it would be at a place that used the word "think" in an ironic sense...

Now we have Condi and Cheney left (there are many others, but those are the largest ones, I think). Who'll be next? My money is on Condi. I'm just sorry I already broke open the champagne bottle for Rumsfeld. I also don't see Tony Snow lasting 'til the bitter end, either...

[Roland99]

52. Here's the Yahoo article >>>>>>>>>>

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061204/ap_on_re_us/bolton_resigns

[LynnTheDem]

53. Another loss for bush.

Another gain for everyone else.

[notadmblnd]

54. it's great, but the next question to be asked....

is what evil, underhanded tasks will he be given to accomplish next? We need to keep an eye on this SOB.

[liberal N proud]

55. Another wheel comes off the bus!

Now we need to see the Kindasleazy, Chertoff and Karl.

Then we can followup with a simultaneous impeachment of the two biggest criminals in America today.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Truthy Nessy]

57. Bye Big Mustache and Good riddance

I hate this man so much after reading how he tried to trick his wife (at the time) into going to a private NYC club that does group sex orgies. She objected and he beat her. Such a family loving values man.

I don't think he'll get a fond farewell party from fellow UN members. LOL

[calimary]

82. Well, mark that down as ANOTHER reason to hate the fucker.

Welcome to DU! Good to have you weighing in!

Nice way to start the week, 'eh? By lancing another boil.

[Malidictus Maximus]

141. Source for that, please?

Not that I doubt it much but didn't find anything. Yeeech, juust the thought makes me Michael Weiner shrivel

[Marie26]

58. Whee!

And another one bites the dust.

[John Q. Citizen]

59. Not news. He has to step down when his recess appointment expires,

whether he hands in a resignation or just walks off quietly into the night, or attends a going away party at the White House.

Is bush going to hand in his resignation in Jan 09, assuming he isn't impeached first?

Did Clinton hand in his resignation in Dec 2000?

This is weird, not news.

[TrogL]

60. This was all over the CBC radio news

Their main point was that Dubya certainly wasn't getting his way anymore and even Republicans had begun turning against him awhile ago.

[Zorra]

61. Diplomats across the globe are having champagne for breakfast

this morning.

Can you imagine being forced to deal with Captain Kangaroo's ignorant, bombastic interruptions when discussing plans for world peace and stopping hunger and genocide?

[Mad_Dem_X]

62. Buh-bye!

And good riddence! :evilgrin:

[catmandu57]

63. Could be that he's headed down south

South America, all the way to Paraguay to get the new digs in order before the sociopath gets there. Good riddance, though i prefer a lifetime vacation in beautiful Leavenworth Kansas for him.

[eppur_se_muova]

64. "...among Mr Bolton's accomplishments..."

A White House spokeswoman said that among Mr Bolton's accomplishments, he assembled coalitions addressing North Korea's nuclear activity, Iran's uranium enrichment and reprocessing work and the horrific violence in Darfur.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6207054.stm

Gosh, I didn't know about any of that!

edit to add: buh-BYE, Wally Walrus!

[madrchsod]

65. who is going to replace them?

does daddy have someone in mind?

[TexasProgresive]

77. Sludge has a headline but not link

George Mitchell said to be 'on short list' to be UN ambassador...

[Penndems]

104. Former Senator Mitchell would be an excellent choice.

Unlike Bolton, he's got the chops for that job and (again, unlike Bolton), he would win easy confirmation by the 110th Congress.














(edited for additional text)

[nealmhughes]

142. My friend and I both came up with Cohen a looong time ago.

[LeftishBrit]

132. That would be too good to be true; but it's just so great that it won't be Bolton

The UN doesn't need one more representative of the 'stick two fingers up at the rest of the world' wing of the Republican Party.

I read that Bush is blaming Bolton's resignation on the non-cooperation of 'a handful of senators'. I imagine a 'handful' must be the new word for 'over 50', as if it was just a handful, he could get confirmed with no problems.

GOOD, anyway!

[ronnykmarshall]

67. And another one gone, another one gone

another one bites the dust!

[graywarrior]

71. I hope we never have to see that ugly face ever again.

[leQ]

72. this is good news. (n/t)

[SAXMAR]

74. Colin Powell as UN Ambassador?

Just throwing that out there.

[lakercub]

103. I think Colin

has shamed himself enough at the UN already. Colin needs to retire quietly and think about how he was the primary enabler for all this treason. Without Colin, Bush had no chance against Gore (I know, I know he lost anyway). Colin was the only reason Bush got moderate votes in 2000. Everything over the last 6 years falls squarely on Powell. Everything Bush has done is Colin's fault. We new Bush was scum, but we hoped Colin wouldn't roll over for him.

Colin stinks!!!

[Catherine Vincent]

76. Good! And we won't have to put up with looking at that grotesque lump under his nose.

[shain from kane]

79. Does he just like the two-toned look? Would it be easier to dye

the moustache, or find a new gray rug? I guess it would be cheaper to dye the moustache. And I'm also guessing that the fellow group sex participants convinced him to not change that look. Only someone involved in kinky sex would give him the time of day.

[lonestarnot]

78. Woodamnwhoo! The witch is dead the witch old witch the wicked

witch is dead, fa la la dance dance dance http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16036708/

[Black Adder]

80. Awww, that's a shame..

And such a nice guy...:puke:

[CookieD]

81. 2 Funny - Check out all the hand wringing @ Freak Republic!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1748170/posts#comment?q=1

[E-Z-B]

84. Thanks for the Monday laughs!!!

[Shipwack]

90. I think the award for the best post there is...

Thanks a lot, Republicans! Thanks to you, America heads toward a trainwreck with Democrats at the helm of the Ship of State." - Savage Beast

What a way to mix your metaphors...

Then again, I suppose a ship on a railway would be an apt illustration for how completely screwed up this administration is...

"Why aren't we moving forward?"

"Uhmmm, sir, this is a boat... there is no water."

"Nonsense! You're just a quitter! You're using old paradigms! Nine-eleven changed everything! Throw on more sail... Wait, where's everyone going?"

[sweetheart]

94. all i see is their train wreck

The ship of state is safely in democratic hands! :-)

[ckramer]

97. Freepers are most stupid fucking idiots in America

Fucking losers.

[evirus]

85. can DU post a list?

of resignations on the side of the front page?

[L0oniX]

88. Good bye Captain Kangaroo

[whistle]

89. Rats jumping off the sinking ship of state....

...can Bolton been prosecuted for any BushCo crimes associated with Iraq?

[Counciltucky]

92. Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out, John.

He may well have been the worst of all Bush's appointees.

[RestoreGore]

93. Lieberman To Replace Bolton?

Look at the timing of this. Why is Bolton resigning before the new Congress is sworn in? I read a report speculating that Lieberman might now be put up as his replacement. If that should happen as he would be seen as a consensus candidate for that position, the Republican Governor of Connecticut would get to put in a new Senator, thus tipping the scales. Of course, this is just a guess, but I NEVER get giddy about anything that happens with these criminals, especially the way it is timed.

[Bob Loblaw]

112. I wouldn't be surprised.

That was my first thought. Does anyone else think Lieberman sounds like the dad from ALF?

[KamaAina]

114. Actually, I always thought he sounded (and looked) like David Hartman

the original host of Good Morning America way back when, often parodied by frequent use of the word "Duhhh".

I've been concerned about another round of the Lieberman Shuffle since it became apparent Bolton was going down; of course, Joementum did say, after Rummy resigned, he wasn't interested in an Administration appointment, and we all know Holy Joe would never, ever utter an untruth or falsehood, right? :sarcasm:

[Bob Loblaw]

118. Hmmm...

I never considered David Hartmann. I will concede the looks but as far as the voice, only Droopy the Dog is a close second.

I don't actually think Lieberman will go. He will wield way more influence as the Senator that will have to be sucked up to for his vote.

[Judi Lynn]

98. Article: Departing Bolton Held Up Anti-Slavery Measure (!)

Departing Bolton Held Up Anti-Slavery Measure
By Justin Rood - December 4, 2006, 10:27 AM
Ah, the Man with the Iron Mustache is leaving the international arena -- but not before attempting a thoroughly embarrassing and wholly unsympathetic maneuver.

Less than two weeks before the White House announced his resignation, Ambassador John Bolton's U.N. mission blocked an effort to celebrate the end of slavery in our hemisphere.

Next year marks the 200th anniversary of the abolition of the trans-Atlantic slave trade. As far as anniversaries go, it seems like a good one to recognize, doesn't it? It should not be a real bone of contention to say that one is against slavery; and, upon hearing of the anniversary of its abolition in one region, to acknowledge that as a good thing; to recognize the cost of the practice in the millions of lives uprooted and forced into extreme suffering; and to celebrate the efforts which ended the horrific practice.

To do so, a number of Caribbean countries got together to propose a commemorative resolution before the United Nations.

Guess who refused to sign? That's right: Ambassador John Bolton's United States.

In a letter, the Bolton-led U.S. mission to the UN explained their objection to two words (the U.S. preferred "the emphasis" to "emphasizing") in the document. (You can read the document here.) After a couple dozen U.S. congresspeople kicked up a fuss -- most of them members of the Congressional Black Caucus -- the U.S. mission reportedly backed down, and consented to sign the document without their preferred language, according to sources close to the process.
(snip/...)

http://www.tpmmuckraker.com/archives/002070.php



John, we hardly knew ye! (I wish!)

[Joanne98]

129. Republicans love slavery. They want to bring it back....

[raysr]

99. Too bad W

He knew there was no way in hell he was going to get him approved. It's a crime Roberts and Alito got through. It would have been better, especially now, if the pukes had did away with the filibuster.

[Penndems]

100. About time he left

Putting him in as U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations was a mistake from the get-go. The man absolutely lacked the qualifications for the job.

Bolton just does not have the disposition to be in a diplomatic position. The guy has a hair-trigger temper, and anybody who's ever worked with him knows it, particularly if they're subordinate in rank. (He shows a different face to his colleagues and superiors.) His political stances are true-blue, hard-core neocon.

John Bolton got this appointment by being a loyal foot soldier for George W. Bush. Nothing more, nothing less.

[Recursion]

101. Who will take money on Ambassador Lieberman? n/t

[Diane R]

124. I think it's been in the works since Lamont won the primary. n/t

[DrDan]

102. sounds like he is cuttin' and runnin'

[Up2Late]

105. Yeaaaaaay! Don't let the door hit you on the way out Johnny boy!

Here's another link: <http://www.afp.com/english/news/stories/061204154158.ucqfhzkr.html>

[Penndems]

106. . . . and yet another link, this one from The Washington Post:

"John Bolton Resigns as U.S. Ambassador to U.N."

Link:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/04/AR2006120400313.html

[onehandle]

107. One more international embarrassment down...many more to go. nt

[confludemocrat]

108. Plus, there are more where this human stain came from but at least minus the

bushy repulsive-looking mustache

[Jose Diablo]

110. Well, ya know that moustash is interesting

I was thinking, that if the moustash could be removed still attached to the upper lip, it would be easy to scrap away the flesh with a seashell, then take ground-up acorn shells and use these in a coffee maker to make tannic acid and cure the skin from the upper lip. Then all that would be needed is some leather conditioner like used to soften the leather on a baseball glove and viola, a perfect substitute for toilet paper. Ever feel those cured pigskin gloves, they're very soft and pliable.

Keep it washed and ready by the toilet, then carefully after each use, wash it with that handsoap in a bottle and dry it with a hair drier. This guy could be useful yet.

Edit: We really should start to think about ways to not have to cut down so many trees, saving on having to use toilet paper is a good way to save the ecology. Each of us, in our own small way can contribute.

Maybe I should patent the idea of a reusable ass-wipe. Think about it, the worlds first reusable ass-wipe. I'd even get a trademark, "The Bolton Reusable Ass-wipe". I could become a millionare overnight. Capitalism at it's finest. I'd even discount it here at DU so they could make a little money too.

Even have some TV spots on Fox, "You too can feel the soft cleaning action of the Bolton Reusable Ass-wipe, call 800-xxx-xxxx and get yours today, for a limited time, only $19.95".

[Jose Diablo]

120. I can see it now, over time the word Bolton

Would evolve into a slang for using the "John", like some fancy dressed woman at some ritzy affair, the woman instead of saying she needs to powder her nose, would say , "I need to use the Bolton". And right away her meaning would be understood, she needs to take a dump but not resorting to some vulgar words that bring an image of her squatting over a porceline bowl and dumping brown ingots into the recepticle. See, thats good etiquette, not saying what you really mean, but being understood. Everybody knows those ritzy dressed women, well their shit don't stink and how they are taught to speak, it re-inforces these ideals we have of their existence.

If men would create an image of their one and only taking a dump, there would be far fewer marrages and the ones that did go ahead with the ceremony, they would not be surprised a few days later when they come out of the shower only to find her unconcerned that he sees her taking a dump. Women are less idealistic and simplistic than we men, I think. She would probably say, "Honey, pass me the Bolton".

Or some guy calling out to his wife would say, "Rita, will you change this kid? He smells like a Bolton". Or some guy when he need to pass gas would say, "Here Kid, pull my finger. Yuk, Yuk, I just cut a Bolton". Then the kids would giggle as like today when making or hearing a joke about the very human need to pass gas.

It's how language evolves you know.

Edit: After reading how Bolton enjoyed watching other men screw his wife, I think it's right and fitting his name be turned into bathroom humor for taking a shit. It would also be a womans way to give warnings to their husbands, don't disrespect me or I can turn your name into crap.

[eauclaireliberal]

111. Buh-bye, bey-otch!

[Tight_rope]

115. Danced all weekend...but not to tired to do the Happy Dance to this great news!

[ContraBass Black]

116. So, how long before we start hearing that Bolton actually opposed

Bush and strong-arm tactics, and was just keeping up appearances because it was his job?

[krispos42]

117. From the Free Republic (Bolton for Prez!?!?!?)

To: jasoncann
Maybe he's going to run for pres!!!!



5 posted on 12/04/2006 6:26:03 AM PST by US_MilitaryRules (Time to eradicated islambs and mooselimbs! GO PTSC)

To: US_MilitaryRules
Bolton for President. I think I like the sound of it.



8 posted on 12/04/2006 6:26:49 AM PST by advance_copy (Stand for life, or nothing at all)

To: jasoncann
Let Bush nominate Pee Wee Herman. That's what the Lib's want.



11 posted on 12/04/2006 6:27:38 AM PST by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)

To: jasoncann
What a shame! Now I suppose we'll get some limp-wristed appeaser like former pres. Jimmuh Carter to represent the interests of the U.S.

Doesn't sound like Mr. Bush even hesitated to accept his resignation. I am sorely disappointed!


Militant



19 posted on 12/04/2006 6:30:16 AM PST by militant2 ("The society that forces you to tolerate the intolerable is doomed!")

To: jasoncann
Send Santorum over there.



28 posted on 12/04/2006 6:32:16 AM PST by RWR8189 (Support the Republican Study Committee)

To: TomGuy
No. He could never get him confirmed. He may be doing this instead, we will see soon: Appoint him back to the State Department and have State assign him to the U.N. Even though he would not be the ambassador, he would have major influence there.



31 posted on 12/04/2006 6:32:48 AM PST by fschmieg

The comments are to be expected. A Republican refused to let it out of committee, so of course the Democrats are holding it up.

The sig lines are a little scary.

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[TheBaldyMan]

121. Goodbye to Bolton and his lip-critter. n/t

[Jacobin]

122. Let's see who he tries to foist on us next

This is excellent news. Thank you to Lincoln Chaffee and the dems who opposed on the committee.

I'm guessing Lieberman will be on Faux News next whining about losing such a great diplomat.

:eyes:

[nealmhughes]

123. About gerund of simple Germanic vulgar form of "to fornicate" time!

Kofi Annan: please count the silver ware and paperclips.

[humbled_opinion]

125. Good finally the Congress accomplishes something worthwhile..

110th congress should give no quarter. We need an Ambassador that works with other nations not dictates to or threatens. Diplomacy in the U.N. who would have thunk it. Anyway the RESUME must include team player, not Bush rubber stamp mouth piece.

[ianwood]

127. Bye, Bye Mr Pastry

Bolton's departure is a great opportunity for the US to gain back our friends overseas. Many do not realize that before 9/11 we were a friend to the rest of the world. Hopefully we will now be ready to commit to Africa. Black Hawk Down really killed American support for humanitarian aid. Now is our chance.Another liar and war monger bites the dust. Now I wait for the Grand Finale when will Big Bad Bush leave? The world will be a more peacful place without these crooks.

[NEOBuckeye]

131. Looks like the UN kept all of its' floors after all...

Bolton sure wanted to do something about that.

[symbolman]

133. NOW it's time to JAIL him for

his plame involvement, and he's IN DEEP... deeper than a lot of people realize..

Good riddance you evil bastard, I hope Satan gets a hold of you some day and you get to share Hitler's fate of having a Pineapple shoved up your ass each day at 4..

[rocktivity]

134. CUE THE VONAGE THEME!

:woohoo:

And where's that Simpsons "HA ha!" kid when you need him? Keep those Christmas presents coming in early!

:headbang:
rocknation

[Raine]

136. Great news

now I don't have to keep thinking about what is hiding in and might crawl out of that mustache. x( :puke:

[steelyboo]

139. Did he stomp off, cussing, saying something about a darn rabbit?

oh wait, that's Yosemite Sam, the other mustachioed dick :p

[The Count]

140. The one second good news. The replacement will be even more vile

It seems there's no bottom in their pool...

[Danger Mouse]

144. Looks like this mustache ride...

is straight to the CURB!
Good riddance, you obnoxious asshole. You'll be missed just about as much as an ass pimple. Not that the next clown to follow this assgoblin is going to be much better, but it doesn't get much worse than assclown Bolton.
Man, the word 'ass' just seems to apply so nicely to him.

[yankhadenuf]

145. PNACer quits UN

(prior video) John Bolton gets Questioned on PNAC

:woohoo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QasOIsL7ig