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Akoto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 12:28 PM Original message |
Bush reclaims power after colonoscopy |
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saracat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
1. Wow! Bush reclaimed power from Cheney? That would be the first time since election 2000! |
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liberalnurse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 07:20 PM Response to Reply #1 |
24. I was think that he might render Scooter |
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silverojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 12:04 AM Response to Reply #1 |
27. Why not front page news? |
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rzemanfl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 12:32 PM Response to Original message |
2. If they removed all the growths inside the asshole, there be |
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TwilightGardener (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
3. He'll be full of shit again in no time. |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
4. "To be safe, doctors remove all polyps and test them." |
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MichiganVote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
5. And Cheney gave it back? Unbelieveable. |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 11:05 AM Response to Reply #5 |
75. I thought cheney ate the five small polyps. |
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a la izquierda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
6. It was breaking news on CNN en Espanol... |
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nc_gadfly (48 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
7. this just in. . . |
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Paul-Z (8 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 01:19 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. They also found |
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FreeStateDemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
8. The idiot has his certification as a perfect ass renewed. |
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struggle4progress (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
10. Sometimes 'e jest needs 'is brains stimulated |
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PurgedVoter (753 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
11. Republican Inner Circle up in Arms |
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rcdean (229 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 02:51 PM Response to Original message |
12. Did they do a brain scan while they were in there? |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 06:04 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. They did a Bush brain scan |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
13. Was there a coup? |
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MaineDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 03:20 PM Response to Original message |
14. "spokesman Scott Stanzel" |
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dogfacedboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 11:35 PM Response to Reply #14 |
26. Being the weekend, some lower form |
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gulliver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
15. Whew! Glad that's over. |
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lpbk2713 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
16. Good thing they didn't have to call in Al Haig. |
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silverojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 12:05 AM Response to Reply #16 |
28. Glad to see I'm not the only one who remembers Al Haig |
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pscot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
17. Does this mean his eyes are blue again? |
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pretty_lies (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
18. Breaking news: malignant growth removed from 5 innocent polyps |
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meow2u3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 06:06 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. Which polyp was the brain? |
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ismnotwasm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
19. (Sigh) |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 06:24 PM Response to Original message |
22. "Doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush's colon" |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 01:45 PM Response to Reply #22 |
77. ! |
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Handsome Pete (71 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
23. I'll betcha Bush stayed up all night long studying for his urine test. |
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silverojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jul-21-07 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
25. Ever notice how Repukes grow polyps? |
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stressfulreality (118 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
29. maybe he's normal now! maybe it was the polyps calling the shots! |
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Demonaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Original message |
30. 5 polyps removed from Bush's colon |
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Warren Stupidity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
31. So basically the procedure was not routine. |
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RantinRavin (423 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #31 |
39. Actually it is routine |
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Warren Stupidity (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 10:16 AM Response to Reply #39 |
73. yes that is what is routinely done,but not what I meant. |
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glitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
32. And their names are Roberts, Alito, Scalia, Thomas and Kennedy. nt |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #32 |
38. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>>>>. |
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SaveAmerica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #32 |
43. I guess they decided to leave the Joementum polyp inside |
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Mz Pip (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #43 |
50. God knows what that |
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Sarah Ibarruri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
33. What a shame. nt |
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Phrogman (940 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
34. Do Americans still really need to have "centimeter" explained to them? |
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dweller (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #34 |
40. while struggling with fractions? |
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Frank Cannon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #34 |
45. Anyone who would give a fuck about the size of Bush's polyps... |
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EClark5483 (27 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
35. Was there any mention.. |
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sfwriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
36. Did they find his head? EOM |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
37. Well, that most likely is more protoplasm than they would find if... |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
41. Unless they brought in a pathologist to examine all the tissue, |
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silverojo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #41 |
57. WTH? Colonoscopies are horrible! |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #57 |
62. "Any time something is invasive it's going to hurt"??? No. Colonoscopy does not hurt. |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 10:45 AM Response to Reply #57 |
74. Mine wasn't. |
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The Sushi Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
42. What no WMD's???? |
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Rosa Luxemburg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #42 |
53. I guess |
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otherlander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
44. Five polyps have human parasite removed |
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Norrin Radd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #44 |
65. lolz |
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whistle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
46. Did any of those look like brain cells? If they did, maybe the doctor |
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1620rock (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #46 |
47. They should put the polyps on ebay and let the Frp's bid on them. |
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whistle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #47 |
49. List them as Shrub's* WMDs |
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ProudDad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #46 |
61. If they were, there's no reason to put them back |
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ThingsGottaChange (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
48. I'm sure he'll save them and keep them in a little jar |
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montana_hazeleyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
51. LOL |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
52. Hail to the hemmorrhoid. |
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az chela (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
54. must not be much left since he is a complete asshole |
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Purveyor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
55. And the polyps could only be Identified as... Cheney, Wolfowitz, Feith, and LIbby eom |
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Harry Monroe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
56. They also found Cheney's hand up hand puppet Bush's ass |
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SeattleVet (708 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #56 |
60. So you're thinking that maybe the 'polyps' were actually the ends of the |
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Harry Monroe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
58. I hope that they got all of the brain tumor out of his ass |
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Heathen57 (365 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #58 |
64. I thought that WAS his brain |
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olddad56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
59. I'm hoping that there were more than 5 and they only removed the small ones. |
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sce56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
63. Despite drinking all that trilyte the Doctor said he was still full of SHIT! ntx |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
66. I hope they had ANTLERS |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
67. heeheeheeheee |
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Kablooie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
68. Awww. And they all look just like him. |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 06:33 AM Response to Original message |
69. I can't stand it anymore!!! |
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DrDan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 07:01 AM Response to Original message |
70. junior is a cancerous polyp among 5 normal growths |
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conspirator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 07:46 AM Response to Original message |
71. Fart power? dick will still be in charge. n/t |
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rodeodance (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
72. I am glad the procedure went well. Now, onto the business of |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jul-22-07 01:44 PM Response to Original message |
76. Did they find his brain? |
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