Iran's Revolutionary guard threatens to "Punch U.S."

[sarcasmo]

Source: World News/AOL

snip> Aug. 18) - Iran's elite Revolutionary Guards said they would not bow to pressure and threatened to "punch" the U.S., in their first response to Washington's plan to list them as a terrorist organization, newspapers reported Saturday.


snip> "America will receive a heavier punch from the guards in the future," he was quoted as saying in the conservative daily Kayhan. "We will never remain silent in the face of U.S. pressure and we will use our leverage against them."


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Looks like the rhetoric is heating up. Those long range bombers from Russia close to Guam this week couldn't have been a test?

[SpiralHawk]

1. The "elite" republicon Homelander Chickenhawk Guard responds

"We will be only too happy to meet your challenge by sending off a phalanx of Young Crusaders seduced from the ranks of our Little People (formerly known as citizens of the USA). We would meet your challenge ourselves, but we have a pimple on our ass, and we Absolutely Must remain on vacation."

- Yours Untruly, the "elite" republicon Homelander Chickenhawk Guard

Republicon Homelander Chickenhawk Roll of 'Honor'
Commander AWOL Bush
Dickie "Five Military Deferments' Cheney
Trent "Whimp Out" Lott
Newt "I have other priorities" Gingrich
Rush "Anal Pimple Deferment" Limbaugh
Sean "Can't scuff my Gucci Loafers" Hannity
Bill "I'm busy having Sex with a Loofah" O'Reilly
Sen. David "Diaper Boy" Vitter

etc. etc. etc. ad nauseum

[sarcasmo]

2. I fear you are correct SpiralHawk.

[dipsydoodle]

3. I think AWOL would be more likely to say

my big brother will get you after school you nasty arab.

[dickbearton]

4. Round up the Republican Homelander Chickenhawk Guard...

Send them to Iraq so they can report back mission
accomplished.

[bamacrat]

5. Damnit, damnit all to hell.

Here we go, I'm sure the retard-in-chief will take this as an attack on MMMrrrKKKnnn values, way of life etc. and commence bombing. This may be the "excuse" to stay elections and enforce martial law, or bring back the draft.

:puke:

[HuffleClaw]

6. *yawn*

ANYTHING said by iran is carefully 'interpreted' to support BushCo.'s wish for war.

[SpiralHawk]

7. Sabre rattling republicon chickenhawks

enuf to make a real warrior puke.

[ckramer]

8. Riles up the Joe6paks and then have a war

Good tactics.

[ohio2007]

9. They gonna PUNCH the US ? A sucker punch below the belt like in "Florida" .thats gonna hurt

nt

[no_hypocrisy]

10. This is really starting to sound like Round Two between the Jets and the Sharks.

[SpiralHawk]

11. When your a republicon chickenhawk, your a chickenhawk all the way

From your first AWOL cocaine hit, till your last dying day...