News Flash: Britney Spears Marries In Vegas Saturday

[TheWebHead]

Source
http://www.reviewjournal.com/

News Flash
Posted 19:17:00 PST
Pop singing superstar Britney Spears was married to childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander Saturday in Las Vegas, the Las Vegas Review-Journal has learned. An affidavit of Application for Marriage License filed Jan. 3 showed that Spears, 22, of Kentwood, La., and Alexander, 22, also of Kentwood were granted a marriage license. It is the first marriage for each.

[Bertha Venation]

1. Wow! That is some news!

I don't think I could've gone on in this life without knowing that.

[soothsayer]

2. she married george costanza??

now THAT'S news...!

[Minstrel Boy]

3. serenity now!

[Maddy McCall]

4. I know him...

another kid who attended the racist private school she attended in south Mississippi.

They should be in WASP bliss together. :puke:

[DrWeird]

6. Bliss? Please.

Britney is just marrying him to avoid all those ugly rumors involving the aquarium.

[Maddy McCall]

7. Aquarium...haven't heard that one.

[Malikshah]

9. You might remember that from such films as

....ah...too easy.

When I grow up I want to go to Bovine University!

[meisje]

8. "I know him" Yeah Right!

whatever

[Maddy McCall]

10. Uh, yeah, I know both of them.

Went to the SAME school, unfortunately. Don't give a flying fuck if you don't believe me. Attending that school really isn't anything to be proud of--but that is how I know so much about it.

[daleo]

5. Duckman?

Are you there, Duckman?

[Wonk]

11. She's already planning to get it annulled, according to one source...

http://people.aol.com/people/news/now/0,10958,570224,00.html

(snip)

A hotel bellman walked her down the aisle.

But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage.

[TheWebHead]

12. updates...

it's supposedly this guy:


more links:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml

http://people.aol.com/people/news/now/0,10958,570224,00.html

[Moderator]

13. Please. No Britney Spears in LBN.

There's a thread on this in the Lounge...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=605701