Gunmen hijack minibus, kill tourist

[TeeYiYi]

Gunmen hijack minibus, kill tourist

FIVE gunmen wielding automatic weapons hijacked a minibus carrying 13 Mormon tourists in south-western Guatemala and opened fire, killing an American man.

More: http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,8348513%255E1702,00.html

TYY

[mobuto]

1. I have the solution

When someone makes a move
Of which we don't approve
Who is it that always intervenes
U.N. and O.A.S.
They have their place, I guess
But first send the Marines

We'll send them all we've got
John Wayne and Randolph Scott
Remember those exciting fighting scenes
To the shores of Tripoli
But not to Mississippoli
What do we do, we send the Marines

For might makes right
And 'til they've seen the light
They've got to be protected
All their rights respected
Till somebody we like can be elected

Members of the corps
All hate the thought of war
They'd rather kill them off by peaceful means
Stop calling it aggression
We hate that expression
We only want the world to know
That we support the status quo
They love us everywhere we go
So when in doubt
Send the Marines

[Voltaire99]

2. Brilliant Tom Lehrer song (n/t)