1) When was the last time since 1925 that Iran attacked any other country but the USSR?
One Douchebaggery Point to Iran for the Hostage Crisis. Three Douchebaggery points to America for Iraq, Afghanistan and Kurdistan.
Iran hostage crisis
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_hostage_crisis3) How many times, since 1925, has Iran directly involved itself in the governing of or attacking of the USA?
I agree with you here. One Douchebaggery point to America.
4) How many terrorist organizations does Iran arm DIRECTLY on US soil in DIRECT contravention of a UN mandate?
I agree with you here. One Douchebaggery Point to America for doing this to Iran. However, Iran gets a Douchebaggery Point for an attack on U.S. soil in 1989. But America gets TWO Douchebaggery Points for precipitating the incident that provoked it and then inciting retaliation.
There was that ONE time, but I hardly hold THIS one against them anyway. I mean, after we shot-down their passenger jet, George
H. W. Bush said that no matter what the facts turn out to be, The United States does not apologize.
And then George
H. W. Bush had direct and specific warning of an impending terror attack on U.S. soil, he failed to prevent it, and then never apprehended those responsible. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?
Blast Wrecks Van of Skipper Who Downed Iran Jet
By ROBERT REINHOLD, SPECIAL TO THE NEW YORK TIMES
Published: March 11, 1989
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=printer_friendly&forum=102&topic_id=33795585) How many times has Iran DIRECTLY overthrown a democratically elected US government?
Iran gets one Douchebaggery Point for their involvement. But America also gets a Douchebaggery Point for THEIR involvement, plus one more for pardoning the criminals responsible.
Once.
The Election Story of the Decade
By GARY SICK;
Published: April 15, 1991
SUSPICIONS about a deal between the Reagan campaign and Iran over the hostages have circulated since the day of President Reagan's inaugural, when Iran agreed to release the 52 American hostages exactly five minutes after Mr. Reagan took the oath of office. Later, as it became known that arms started to flow to Iran via Israel only a few days after the inauguration, suspicions deepened that a secret arms-for-hostages deal had been concluded.
Five years later, when the Iran-contra affair revealed what seemed to be a similar swap of hostages for arms delivered through Israel, questions were revived about the 1980 election. In a nice, ironic twist, the phrase "October surprise," which Vice Presidential candidate George Bush had coined to warn of possible political manipulation of the hostages by Jimmy Carter, began to be applied to the suspected secret activities of the 1980 Reagan-Bush campaign.
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According to Mr. Hashemi, William Casey, who had just become Ronald Reagan's campaign manager, met with him in late February or early March 1980 at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington. Mr. Casey quickly made it clear that he wanted to prevent Jimmy Carter from gaining any political advantage from the hostage crisis. The Hashemis agreed to cooperate with Mr. Casey without the knowledge of the Carter Administration.
Mr. Hashemi told me that he and his brother helped to arrange two critical meetings. In a Madrid hotel in late July 1980, an important Iranian cleric, Mehdi Karrubi, who is now the speaker of the Iranian Parliament, allegedly met with Mr. Casey and a U.S. intelligence officer who was operating outside authority. The same group met again several weeks later. Mr. Hashemi told me that Mr. Karrubi agreed in the second Madrid meeting to cooperate with the Reagan campaign about the timing of any hostage release.
In return, he was promised that the Reagan Administration, once in office, would return Iran's frozen assets and help them acquire badly needed military equipment and spare parts. Two other sources subsequently described these meetings in very similar terms in interviews with me and my colleagues. The Carter Administration had no knowledge of these meetings.
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http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE7D61E3CF936A25757C0A967958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=all6) How many aircraft carrier groups does Iran have stationed directly off the US coast in the St. Lawrence River?
None. America gets one Douchebaggery Point for doing this to Iran, which has not reciprocated.
Final Tally:
Iran: 3 Douchebaggery Points
United States: 9 Douchebaggery Points
Based solely upon the criteria you offered, America is being a bigger Douchebag than Iran is.
However, both Iran and The United States have engaged in so many extreme acts of Douchebaggery, that to list them and tally them together would take an act rivaling the creation of The Library at Alexandria.