WANTED... WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

[dArKeR]

CIA agents have resorted to offering cash rewards on the world wide web in the increasingly desperate hunt for Iraq's weapons of mass destruction.

President Bush's spooks are pleading for help on the CIA website as the first anniversary of the Iraq War looms next month .

The "cash-for-weapons" deal underlines the desperation of Britain and the US to find any stocks of current chemical or biological weapons.

It also asks Iraqis to tip them off about unmanned drones, pilotless aircraft, they may have seen.

It reveals mounting jitters in Washington and London over the failure to find any weapons. The Prime Minister said Britain must go to war, in the face of UN opposition, because of the "current and serious" threat from Saddam's WMD.

President Bush is also feeling the pressure, even though he placed less emphasis on WMD in his case for war.

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[frylock]

1. trade in your wmd for a free ticket to an upcoming raider game..

:eyes:

[truthspeaker]

2. I sent them an anonymous tip

I suggested they talk to Scott Ritter.

[wryter2000]

3. I think I have some in the garage

Just gotta go out and cross out "Made in America" and write something that looks like Arabic.

[salinen]

4. I know where the WMD's are

the holes in neo-con faces.

[Coventina]

5. If WMDs are "found" in this way

are we really supposed to believe it is a genuine claim?

:eyes:

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

6. My kingdom for a WMD.

[zbdent]

7. How much for a Staple Remover of Mass Destruction?

(I should trademark that . . .

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. If you act now

along with that staple remover you'll receive a miniature anthrax laden warhead replica for your key chain.

[sandwitchman200000]

9. F BUSH,DICK CHENEY AND WHOVER IN HELL ELSE!!!

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