Former Vice President Cheney undergoing back surgery.

[elleng]

Source: WaPo/reuters

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was undergoing surgery on Thursday to treat an often-debilitating back condition caused by pressure on the nerves in the lower spine, his office said.

"Former Vice President Cheney went to The George Washington University Hospital this morning for elective surgery to deal with lumbar spinal stenosis," his office said in a statement.

Lumbar spinal stenosis is caused by compression of nerves in the lower back, most often producing pain or numbness, tingling and weakness in the legs and buttocks.



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[Autumn]

1. Probably another

heart transplant. Good medical care, if you can get it.

[Kolesar]

12. Bet it is actually a blood clot and the press release is a lie...eom

[Autumn]

13. They wouldn't tell the truth if

it served them better to do so.

[maseman]

28. They are removing that long stick up his ass

[winyanstaz]

40. bwhahaa

[cindyfaulkner]

52. hahaha

I was gonna say that's where he hid the shotgun but never mind.

[Mad_Dem_X]

60. !

:rofl:

[awoke_in_2003]

77. Best line I ever heard in the Simpsons...

Sup. Chalmers about Princ. Skinner- "the stick up that man's ass has a stick up its ass"

[wordpix]

79. it has to do with his SPINE b/c 5-Deferment Chickenhawk needs a new one

Especially due to re-injuring His Spinelessness when he moved the secret files from his office to his home without help ---remember that one, right before Obama's inauguration? :crazy:

[Bozita]

2. Will they be removing that yellow Chickenhawk stripe?

[blm]

7. Nah - that's a PERMANENT part of who Cheney is and always will be. No surgery can remove that stain.

.

[arcadian]

3. Who is the surgeon? I want to send that guy a bottle scotch.

Maybe he'll drink it before the surgery.

[mimitabby]

49. send him a case!

[peekaloo]

4. Backs aren't meant to support

enormous assholes.

[hamsterjill]

5. Betcha he won't pay one red cent for it either!!!

How much you wanna bet?

[nevergiveup]

6. Tis a Pity

[Myrina]

8. Nice to know he's got such great medical coverage ...

:mad: Let us eat cake, right Darth? :mad:

[elleng]

11. Same as I have,

and others married to Federal employees.

[tabasco]

69. Bully for you!

and Chicken Dickie!

[elleng]

85. Charming of you.

[indepat]

26. Am facing this operation, four hours in my case, and found out most surgeons who perform this ticky

operation have opted out of Medicare, i.e., the cuts junior made in Medicare payments to surgeons for this procedure have forced many, maybe most out of the pool of surgeons available for Medicare patients unless able to personally foot the bill and we ain't seen nothing yet. :D

[wordpix]

81. on our backs, while we can't afford medical coverage for ourselves

:mad: :grr:

[DCKit]

9. The fucker's going to pull a Ken Lay and disappear. n/t

[Beavker]

14. It does seem amazing that these old, fat and hatefilled people

don't die more often. I thought those were things that were bad for your health. I guess if your soul belongs to the Devil, you don't have to worry about it (Limbaugh, Cheney, Beck, Rove, et al.)

[davidwparker]

29. that's what I thought. but, he is feeling no heat from the Obama admin,

so ...

[catzies]

44. Good one.

:thumbsup:

[pattmarty]

10. Look, somebody has to say it: Maybe he'll die and we can remove.............

..........another shit stain from the planet.

[T Wolf]

15. From your mouth to the surgeon's ear... For this occasion, I will pray to the imaginary being above

[WatchWhatISay]

34. Then maybe we could bury neoconservatism along with Cheney?

Sounds good to me, but not likely in this holy rollin', predatory corporation lovin', nationalistic culture that we'e suffering through right now.

[mwb970]

25. It's a little late, but would be welcome all the same. /nt

[bdamomma]

62. he could have some kind of heart complication you just never know.

[pattmarty]

65. There's just one small problem with that, he doesn't have one.

[dipsydoodle]

16. Maybe that was why

he was such a pain in the arse.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

17. Good thing he's got a good health care plan. Cyborg parts are not cheap. nt

[FailureToCommunicate]

18. Darth's back was injured by months of bending over shredder machines, burning files

in his office fireplace and lugging boxes of documents into his new house he didn't want any movers to touch. His back hurt so much from all the evidence
destroying he was in a wheelchair at the Inaugural - looking like old man Potter from Its A Wonderful Life.
And yes, of course HE's got good health coverage. And Secrets Service protection. (But I wouldn't want to behind him in line as he tries to talk his way past Saint Peter...)
Just bloodstained evil.

[SlingBlade]

24. "looking like old man Potter from Its A Wonderful Life"

That was EXACTLY my impression when he was shown rolling along in his wheel chair
Somebody could easily photo shop that one.

Good Catch :)

[winyanstaz]

41. I think you have discovered the reason alright......

It pisses me off that he has such great health-care at our expense too..but Americans that pay all those taxes will just have to lay down and die if they get sick.

[bdamomma]

63. not only him it's the upper crust of society and damn everyone else

I hope that attitude bites them all in arse.

[winyanstaz]

71. well the sad part is that it is not just them...its the deluded ignorant

middle class and the poor working class sheeple that listen to Rush and Beck and their preachers etc. and bleat out their ignorance to the world while they vote yet once again against their own best interests.
The result of generations of Americans being dumbed down and under edumakated.

[No Elephants]

57. .......

[goclark]

74. You got that right~

He is pure evil

[wordpix]

82. ah yes, I remember do-it-yourself box mover, Darth Cheney, so thoughtful of him to move his own

so the taxpayers wouldn't have to pay a mover.

[Ian David]

19. So? n/t

[pjt7]

20. I hope to GOD some staff members give him a

piece of their mind.

He should never be allowed to rest or show his face in public, even in the hospital.

[madmom]

21. SO who's paying the bill on this pre-existing condition?

[LeftHander]

22. Cheney MRI image...spikes being removed...

[Hassin Bin Sober]

23. Go to the light, Dick!!!!

[corkhead]

39. Grammar Police...

That should be a lower-case "D"

[AllyCat]

27. Isn't it nice to know we are all paying for that with our extra cash?

[OswegoAtheist]

30. My wife has the same thing

I wouldn't wish it on anyone, even Old Man Cheney.

Oswego "now an itch in a place he can't scratch, that I'd wish on him" Atheist

[liberal N proud]

36. My wife had the same surgery a year ago

She was in such pain that she couldn't even ride in a car.

[beac]

37. Hope your wife has made a full recovery.

Nice to know that Dick won't be able to limo down to the Sunday talk shows for awhile.

[enlightenment]

38. I was diagnosed with it about 5 years ago, with the

doctor exclaiming 'that can't be right - you're way too young'. It truly sucks, and I agree; I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

[crim son]

31. Crap. Now I'm thinking of Cheney's weak and tingly buttocks.

Thanks a bunch, elleng. :eyes: :P

[winyanstaz]

43. hahaa...

gack!! Why am I laughing? Now you've gone and done it and we are all condemed to think of his dang buttocks :S

[Torn_Scorned_Ignored]

32. Must be why he wore those Moon Boots

Here's hoping the anesthesiologist has a bad day...

[tocqueville]

33. Didn't know Cheney had a spine, weird news....nt

[Historic NY]

35. What? Is he using Socialized Medicine to grow a spine?

[FailureToCommunicate]

42. "In related news, Congressional Democrats hoping for spinal implants got good news

that a source had been found: An anonymous donor was offering clones of his backbone from a recent experimental operation performed at the Empire Medical Center.

[Algorem]

45. he's really having them put a missile shield in his ass.

it's been bugging him for years,no missile shield in his ass.

[Festivito]

46. With his socialized, single-payer, government run health care!

Socialized: Paid for by taxes from all of US.

Single-payer: One Federal government pays the insurance companies and that's why those companies give good coverage to all Federal employees.

Government run: And, the government chooses the companies Federal Employees get to choose from.

[surrealAmerican]

47. Unfortunately, with good care, he'll be back to ...

... putting pressure on OUR nerves soon.

[a la izquierda]

48. Weakness in the buttocks?

Must be why he's been spilling so much garbage on talk shows these last few months

Gotta bleach my brain from that nasty mental image.

[SOS]

50. Taxpayer funded socialism!

This rich dick should pay cash.
But knowing right-wing hypocrisy, he'll hand us the bill.

When I think that my federal tax dollars are going to pay for this millionaires surgery, while I have nothing.....:mad:

[musette_sf]

51. removing the tail?

[bdamomma]

64. oh that's good.

[RedCloud]

53. Just put some electrodes in there so when he gets sent to the chair

[Diane R]

54. Will this shut him up for a while?

[LeftofU]

55. Is this when he pulls a William Casey/Ken Lay and

goes and enjoys his retirement?

[harmonicon]

56. He has a spine?!

That's a news story right there.

[irislake]

58. Isn't it wonderful he lives in America

and doesn't have to wait five years for elective surgery! (Sorry I don't know how to make the sarcasm sign.)

[livetohike]

59. No one in WY able to do this surgery?

Isn't he lucky he can pick whatever hospital he wants to perform this surgery. I'm surprised he is able to undergo this surgery considering his heart problems.

[elleng]

66. He's living in the DC area.

[wordpix]

83. has a house on the eastern shore of MD---the place old DC farts go to pasture

I'm sure it's right on the water so he can enjoy the polluted Chesapeake he prevented from cleanup for 8 yrs.

[Generator]

61. Oh please

His evil chip is being updated. AGAIN.

[Turbineguy]

67. Has anybody

seen my swiss army knife?

[NecklyTyler]

68. I wish Cheney a long, drawn out, painful recovery that is not complete because he dies first

[NecklyTyler]

70. Follow this list

Jody Powell

Patrick Swayze

Henry Gibson

Mary Travers

Dick Cheney

[4_TN_TITANS]

72. Shucks, I had hoped he was making a spine donation

for our Senate Dems....

[kestrel91316]

73. I hope the knife slips. Maybe he could wind up incontinent.

[alfredo]

75. He's having David Addington's face removed from his ass.

[cyr330]

76. Maybe he'll have a heart attack in surgery. . .

It happens all the time. . .

[Mz Pip]

84. Or spontaneously combust.

It happens sometimes...

[truthisfreedom]

78. Maybe this will make him a kinder man. Perhaps the pain he lived with caused him

to become a psychotic asshole.

[wordpix]

80. Activists Disrupt Karl Rove's Speech at Goucher College (video)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08TPFKhrJms

:rofl: this chickenhawk deserves much more than he got at Goucher, but they gave him a rousing disruption