CNN Breaking: Bush to testify to 9/11 Commision publicly, under oath

[VolcanoJen]

Ummm... April Fool's!!!

Mods, feel free to lock my lame attempt at humor. :-)

[Old and In the Way]

1. Ouch......you got me!

[Syrinx]

2. I knew it had to be a joke

Can a mod lock the thread of a former mod? Interesting Constitutional dilemma.

[VolcanoJen]

5. I hereby cite the Official Moderator Seperation of Powers Act.

:+

Sorry, kinda, for fooling the good-intentioned readers of my favorite DU Forum!!!

[Syrinx]

7. I have no idea what you look like, but you're cute

:)

[truthisfreedom]

19. you can't be the real volcanojen! you misspelled separation!

it was such a nice story idea though. 8^)

[JI7]

3. i thought it was a joke and checked to see if it was in lounge

when i saw it was in late breaking news i wondered, but still thought maybe you got names mixed up. accidently wrote bush instead of condi or something like that.

[BeHereNow]

4. You are SO bad!

But thanks for the humor-
I need that and a shower after the last hour in GD...
BHN

[Skip Intro]

6. Damn. That's like sneaking up on someone

Good one
:toast:

[Gemini Cat]

8. Blast it!

You made me spill my coffee all over my keyboard because I was so excited!!!!!!!

[newscaster]

9. My first reaction was.....

You Gotta Be Kidding!"So, I sat back, reflected on what I read.
My second reaction was.....'YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!":spank:

[ConcernedCanuk]

10. That's CRUEL

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SHAME ON YOU!

[DemOverseas]

11. Got my Attention

.....and made me chuckle!
:D

[BadGimp]

12. oooooooooooo wow - totally got me

good one

it hurts and I dont even mind

at least I got to feel the rush of optimisim even if only for a brief moment

thank you!

[Punkingal]

13. Hi Jen!!!!

Nice to see you're still around with your sense of humor intact!!!! I miss you in the mod forum! :hug:

[VolcanoJen]

15. Jan, I just couldn't resist.

It's my favorite holiday of the year. My coworkers are in for some serious hell in the morning!!!

[Layman]

14. Is a joke of a joke a joke?

The 9/11 Commision is a farce anyway what with Clarke running interference for everyone and the pseudo hardball queries so is a joke of a joke a joke?

[Stone_Spirits]

16. I'll pass on the news..

[Judi Lynn]

17. I had the same reaction as the others, as in "WOW!"

Feverish eyes raced ahead to get the "lowdown."

That'll be the day, right? "Can't touch this!" He may be stupid, but he's smug. He's really unlikely to let anyone lay a glove on him by actually QUESTIONING him.

Not OUR Little Fella!

[MarinCoUSA]

18. I keep laughin' and cryin' ...Just to keep from cryin'

--- got me!

[w13rd0]

20. DAMN YOU KHAN!!!!

DAMN YOU!!!!

[retread]

21. It's either April 1 or they're having snowball fights in hell.

*

[CaptainClark23]

22. Good One

I fell for it hard.

[MaineDem]

23. WOW

I knew it was too good to be true! :D

[Disturbed]

24. God Damnit!!!!

It should be true. Why is the Pres. immune to the public. He is not a fuckin' king or is he?

[Media_Lies_Daily]

25. My ass...

...umptions regarding the content of your post were obviously off-base.

Good one, though!

[teryang]

26. Obscurantism on public display

Who would give the killer jokester a stern cross examination?

[0007]

27. You got me,

[Cooley Hurd]

28. Good Morning, Jen!

Good one! :D:thumbsup:

Unfortunately, I have to lock this now...

Happy April Fools Day! :D