(Fox News Breaking) Bush, Cheney Plan Joint Debate with Kerry

[Jackpine Radical]

Any takers?

[CatWoman]

1. is this for real?

[PartyPooper]

2. Is this just another April Fool's joke?

:evilgrin:

[codegreen]

3. what, 2 against 1? "choose your VP NOW, traitorous Demoncrat!"

or is this an April fools joke...

[UrbScotty]

4. Sometimes, two heads AREN'T better than one!

If I were Kerry, I'd take it.

[girl gone mad]

5. Funny.

Bush has to have his legal guardian with him at all times now.

I know it's a joke, but it wouldn't really surprise me.

[The_Casual_Observer]

6. Well they are going to get some practice at the 9/11 thing

Im suprised nobody is taking about how Cheney won't let bush go to the 9/11 thing alone.

[Bridget Burke]

7. If this isn't an April Fools Joke....

It should remind everybody of the little "talk" planned with the 9/11 investigators. Can't let Chimpy out by himself. He'll be depending on the wit & wisdom of Dick.

Sorta like Pinky & The Brain.

[Supormom]

13. Pinky & The Brain

Great comparison!

[phatkatt]

8. Are they going to debate the best method of rolling one?

I'm sure * always had a butler roll his for him.

[Dhalgren]

9. Cheney just needs more practice

drinking water while Bush talks.

[sniffa]

10. mr. hat

mr. hat says, tax cuts are good!

[The Spirit of JFK]

11. Puppetry of the Penis

Well SOMEBODY has to put their hand in the back of *'s head and make him speak.

[Kadie]

12. That would be a riot.

Are they planning a ventriloquist act? Bushie sitting on uncle dick's knee while debating Kerry.

[ezee]

14. Two of them?

Guess it will in order for them to keep with Kerry and the TRUTH.
And that way they both can fix there lies on the spot. Whimpy if you ask me

[oldcoot]

15. Does he want his Daddy there too?

Daddy Bush could hold his son's hand while that big meanie Kerry says mean things about his precious son.

I really hope that this is an April Fool's joke.

[Jackpine Radical]

17. No, but Babs will be there

to beat up on that mean John Kerry if he says anything bad about her baby.

"Does he want his Daddy there too?"

[Lindacooks]

16. Somebody, please, PHOTOSHOP this pic

It shows chimp already sitting down, and his body looks out of proportion - like his head is too big. This would be a great 'puppet master' pic.

[radfringe]

18. Lindacooks --- ask and you shall receive

http://radicalfringe.freeservers.com/
scroll to bottom right corner

[Lindacooks]

21. Thank you!

That's just fabulous.

[Just Me]

27. I must be losin' it 'cause an embarassing Sharon Stone shot came to mind.

Whoah! I've been dropping in on too many freeper sites, I do believe!

[Marl]

19. Hannity

I apologize for changing the subject of this thread but being a newbie I can't start my own. I think you guys need to hear this: turn on sean hannity NOW! He claims to have changed his view point completely. He says he will vote for Kerry!!! I realize this could be an April Fools joke. But if it is he's dragging it out pretty long. I seriously suggest you listen, this could be big.

[Jackpine Radical]

20. Hi Marl--Thanks for honoring my thread with your first post.

And please forgive me if I don't turn on Hannity. BTW--is this his joke or yours?

[Marl]

23. hannity

Again sorry for butting in.

This isn't my joke, it may be his.
I don't normally post on the net to say anything legit, much less to joke. He's talking to Al Gore right now. I think you'll be hearing about this soon.

[Jackpine Radical]

24. No need at all for an apology.

However (and here I confess it), this IS an April Fool thread, so I assumed you were just climbing on board with your own contribution.

[johnnie]

26. I checked his site..

And people are talking about it. It looks like maybe his joke..not the posters

[Marl]

30. It was a joke

Turns out Hannity was joking. In my defense I never seriously believed him 100% but he did have me going for alittle bit.

Now I just wasted two hours of my day listening to his show and like an idiot.

Oh well, guess I should be thankful I don't have it as badly as all the homeless people he just spent two hours pretending to care about.

[newyawker99]

31. Hi Marl!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[kwolf68]

32. Repukes re-doing themselves

Limbaugh did this some time ago concerning Clinton. These people haven't had an original idea since the dark ages.

[damnraddem]

22. But Kerry has to appear alone ...

with one hand tied behind his back.

And afterward, nobody may be able to remember whether Dubya actually showed up.

[0007]

25. Cheney is loaded for bear

[retread]

28. How in the world did he get his hand in there with all those

noses up there?

[Blaze Diem]

29. Late Night Coach Sessions With Bush..Condi & Cheney Frantically...

...frantically trying to burn talking points into the booze ravaged brain of Bush. How many times will they have to repeat the answers to the preapproved questions of the 9-11 panel? Laura, Mom, Dad, and the crew surrounding Bush, must be embedded on a tag team basis in "edjucatin" the boy-bush.

"Good thing Dicks goin before the panel with president doh!"
Maybe Bush could demonstrate to the 9-11 panel how he even looked for WMD's in the oval office...maybe he could tell some jokes!!

[Moderator]

33. Locking

I think this has been up long enough. Let's keep April Fools threads confined to the Lounge.

Thanks