Philly man upset about lost dentures admits making phone threat to office of Pa. congresswoman

[alp227]

Source: Associated Press

PHILADELPHIA — A Philadelphia man upset over his lost dentures admits he threatened a Pennsylvania congresswoman’s staff.

Federal prosecutors say 44-year-old Jesse Keel pleaded guilty Friday to a misdemeanor threat charge.

Authorities say Keel told a member of U.S. Rep Allyson Schwartz’s staff that he was an ex-Marine who could jump on a bus and shoot everyone in the office.

Read more: http://www.washingtonpost.com/philly_man_upset_about_lost_dentures_admits_making_phone_threat_to_office_of_pa_congresswoman/2011/03/18/ABH1A0r_story.html

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Schwartz is a Democrat representing the 13th district of Pennsylvania that includes Montgomery County and NE Philadelphia.

[Orrex]

1. I'd say that he went a bridge too far

No, I've never used that joke before.


Honest.

[ClarkUSA]

2. ROFL!!!

:rofl:

[rasputin1952]

3. ...

:banghead:

:D

[Ian David]

4. Carpe Dentum! n/t

[LynneSin]

5. Just think if he made the threat to my senator... Carper Dentum

:rofl:

[hadrons]

6. "Moran" loses dentures and its the government's fault?????

what an idiot

[glinda]

7. Mercury poisoning is the Gov. fault and is making people crazy.

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[guitar man]

8. What's really amazing is

The guy is pissed off and doesn't have his teeth and the staffer could still understand what he was saying :spray: :rofl:

[micraphone]

9. Probably a toothless tiger

His bark is worse than the bite...

[ElsewheresDaughter]

10. rofl

[freshwest]

11. Snaggletoothed kitties need soft food.

Hey, don't get me wrong, I had my first oral surgery last year.

It was no laughing matter.

But this is a kind of funny thread.