Sex outside marriage should be illegal, says (Alaska Gov.) Parnell nominee

[Newsjock]

Source: Anchorage Daily News

Gov. Sean Parnell's appointee for the panel that nominates state judges testified Wednesday that he would like to see Alaskans prosecuted for having sex outside of marriage.

The candidate, Don Haase of Valdez, also admitted under questioning by members of the Senate Judiciary Committee that his official resume failed to disclose his leadership role in Eagle Forum Alaska, which advocates for social conservative issues. He most recently was president of the organization, but resigned when he learned of his nomination, he said.

Haase, picked by Parnell for one of three public seats on the Alaska Judicial Council, said that he wouldn't let his personal beliefs influence which candidates he'd approve for judgeships.

... By the time the hearing on Haase ended -- there was some 40 minutes of questioning by the panel's three Democrats, some questions suggesting that Haase had attempted to scrub clean a record of extreme beliefs -- his nomination may turn on an issue of geography, not personal values.

Read more: http://www.adn.com/2011/03/23/1772266/senate-panel-questions-judicial.html

[okieinpain]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! FUNNY AS HELL !!!!!!! N/T.

[bemildred]

67. Well! Can we at least agree that it ought to be dirty?

:thumbsup:

[Joe Bacon]

81. So when are they going to arrest Newt?

And Trump and Giuliani and Dole and Ensign and Vitter and Burton and...oh, need I go on??????

[Kennah]

2. Awesome! No more getting fucked by banks and Wall Street!

[Journeyman]

22. Yeah, that's a chastity I can get behind. . .

[freshwest]

57. A most excellent outcome!

[Solly Mack]

3. Piffle

[Rage for Order]

4. Because there is SO much available space in our jails

What a dildo (pun intended)

[Drale]

5. Stupid beyond belief should be illegal

ps. I am guessing that Parnell would be one of the first to be arrested under the proposal.

[Denninmi]

Probably another one of those closeted "Family Values" wingnuts

Who has engaged the services of every "working girl" in Alaska and then some.

[Denninmi]

6. Probably another one of those closeted "Family Values" wingnuts

Who has engaged the services of every "working girl" in Alaska and then some.

[FSogol]

15. You can say that again. n/t

[Iliyah]

18. LOL

oh while he's at it why not a penalty concerning infidelity, hmmmmm, castration.

[Kali]

7. uh huh

awful lot of "respectable" politicians going to jail wouldn't be all bad but I bet they won't give him the votes.

[polichick]

8. He's probably got an addiction to screwing people who aren't his wife...

...and wants to be stopped.

[jemelanson]

9. WOW WTF Who is this creature and what rock did he crawl out

from under. Talk about over reaching intrusive Government.

Good Grief...this Cretan wants to treat the entire population of Alaska like they are children.

Can you say legislating morality. Where do they find these things?

Ship this one back to the middle ages.

[HockeyMom]

10. Until recently, adultery was illegal in NYS

Oh, you cannot imagine all the jokes going around when Rudy was Mayor. They took this one off the books not long after.

[defendandprotect]

50. What was the penalty -- if caught?

I'm a former NY'er and didn't know that!!

[Warpy]

11. Then all teenage males need to be castrated, right?

That's the only thing that is going to do it.

Pushing the whole thing off on women sure hasn't worked.

[AtheistCrusader]

16. Women have a sex drive as well.

This is normal, healthy human behavior, that is not contingent upon a social contract/legal contract/marriage license.

[woo me with science]

84. That can be taken care of with a quick medical procedure. nt

[rfranklin]

12. Chastity belts could make a comeback...

Where can I invest?

[alsame]

13. Good luck with that. nt

[abelenkpe]

14. So he want's Bristol Palin in jail? nt

[KamaAina]

20. And her mom

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/national_enquirer_world_exclusive_sarah_palins_secret_lover_revealed/celebrity/65481

No less than three members of the man’s family including one by sworn affidavit have claimed that Sarah Palin engaged in an extramarital affair with hus­band Todd’s former business partner, Brad Hanson.

These sources have named Hanson as Palin’s secret love, and say their affair nearly wrecked both their marriages.

Yeah, yerah, it's the Enquirer -- but they were good enough for the John Edwards haters.

[cstanleytech]

43. Also Todd himself dont forget.

[freshwest]

59. No, he was still married to Sarah. So he gets off half the way.

[freshwest]

58. Yeah, my first thought as well. LOL.

[old mark]

17. K&R- Sex outside marriage USED to be illegal in most states, as did sex with

persons of other ethnic groups or of your own sex, etc, etc...
Like with those young House pages, right Newt?


mark

[Wait Wut]

19. 75% of Republicans would be in jail...

...the other 25% would be wishing they were.

[Kennah]

24. OK, you have my attention. Please continue with your proposed legislation.

[Confusious]

25. uh, since I lived in Alaska as a teenager

He would have to throw the entire electorate in jail.

As I once heard, there isn't much to do there except have sex, have a beer, or go bowling.

[Wait Wut]

28. The problem with that would be???

Well, except bowling would become very popular and bowling balls would have to be made with smaller holes.

[FiveGoodMen]

30. NOPE. Laws never apply to them.

[Wait Wut]

33. A girl can dream.

Does anyone remember that study, I believe it was NewScience, that Republicans spend more on porn than Democrats (per capita)? Sorry, I can't search from work or I'd do it myself and provide the link.

If they stopped trying so hard to be "good Christians" they'd have a better chance of getting into their Heaven.

[JoeyT]

66. Porn in the USA is probably what you're thinking of.

Which is about the most awesome article title ever.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn16680-porn-in-the-usa-conservatives-are-biggest-consumers.html

Of course it only tracks purchases, and the left is usually more tech savvy than the right. So it could just be that we're better at finding ours for free. It could also be that less of us have bizarre or frightening fetishes that require us to purchase a subscription to a site that caters to them because free sites don't, won't, or can't carry it.

Edited to add: I didn't care about Walker's emails. What I wanted to see was his google searches.

[queerart]

21. As I Always Said.....

The Christian Terrorists won't just stop at dirty Queers......


They will come after everyone......


... and while most won't see this person as a "threat".... only as just "one kook" out in the wilderness....


You better think twice, as there are more of them than you can ever imagine.....


Haters of this ilk are well organized, well funded, and armed to the teeth (for the times when things don't easily go their way).....

[raccoon]

23. Wow, this would help with the unemployment! We'd need more cops to locate

and arrest all those people, more jails, too. :sarcasm:

[FiveGoodMen]

31. You were sarcastic and prophetic at the same time.

This is the end game.

If something amazing doesn't happen very soon, we will have lost our country forever.

[brooklynite]

26. Hmm, how's Newt going to campaign in Alaska?

[louslobbs]

27. With all of the alleged budget deficits in all of the states, just how would this be enforced?

Most states are "laying" off police and firefighters, where are the funds for the bedroom police going to cum from?
Lou

[alp227]

60. Larry Craig can volunteer? n/t

[FiveGoodMen]

29. Meddlesome Xtians should be illegal.

[guitar man]

32. But.....wait for it.....

IOKIYAR!! :spray:

[David__77]

34. The percentage of married people is in decline.

And the percentage of people who've had sex outside marriage is increasing. I do hope the GOP continues with this nonsense.

[azureblue]

35. with these guys

i always want to encourage them to put a copy of the Ten Commandments in every federal building. And, to make sure everyone complies, pass a law that says ANY public official who violates any of the Ten will be removed from office. Then watch them squirm, when they try to avoid walking the talk...

[TygrBright]

36. Heh. Bringing Sharia law to Alaska, eh? Terrist. n/t

[alp227]

61. his last name rhymes with Hamas doesn't it? n/t

[SemperEadem]

65. for real!

that's exactly what they are doing.

[Permanut]

37. Haase said he wouldn't let his personal beliefs

influence which candidates he'd approve; and I'm the Queen of England.

[Dawson Leery]

38. Don Haase is Alaska's own Robert Bork.

[agincourt]

39. and lascivious dancing,

earns you a weekend in the locks and stocks. Could happen again.

[kickysnana]

40. As soon as they strart digging you know you will find something on this clown. n/t

[cstanleytech]

41. Quick.....someone warn Todd Palin!!!

[Wednesdays]

42. Ah yes, bring back the good ol' days

...like when atheism was a capital offense.
:eyes:

[LeftishBrit]

44. Yikes

That would cause a bit of a prison overcrowding problem.

Would Bristol Palin be prosecuted? And how would the Republicans deal with that?

I can't imagine many people voting for that!

[Initech]

45. This guy would make an ideal candidate for the American Taliban party.

[Adsos Letter]

46. Beyond the obvious theocratic lunacy being spouted b here

Haase should realize that even the PURITANS had difficulty with enforcing this one.

[SpiralHawk]

47. Republicon diaper sex freaks want to stick their governmental noses in our bedrooms

Screw them. Screw that. I thought 'conservatives' liked to claim that they hate Big Government. But that was just more of their lives.

Republicons want to control us through big government. Ptoooey.

[Kablooie]

48. Yeah! Let's put everyone who has sex outside of marriage in prison! That'll fix America!

[sarcasmo]

49. When the nuts run the state this is what you get,.

[defendandprotect]

51. People don't usually have sex in public ... I'm having trouble with how they would "catch" anyone

at it -- other than the obvious pregnancy --

but that could also be one of those "North Star" -- alien things!!

:evilgrin:

[AtheistCrusader]

53. Same way they used to enforce sodomy laws. Kicking your door down in the middle of the night.

Or enforcing the 'marital aids' laws, by opening any packages that come in the mail.


You know, a massive intrusion into your privacy.

[felix_numinous]

52. Check him

he definitely has skeletons hidden somewhere.

[sakabatou]

54. And how the fuck are they going to enforce this?

[octothorpe]

85. crotch cams

[U4ikLefty]

55. How long before he's caught with a prostitute & a diaper?

[freshwest]

56. GOP: Reducing the government until it's small enough to fit in your private parts.

[RainDog]

62. NO RELIGIOUS LAWS IN AMERICA

whatever the stupid fucking religion

and anyway, if that became law, I would imagine all the conservatives hotshots in the U.S. would qualify for prison (for this, and not actual crimes based upon civil law.)

[Astraea]

63. This was one of the topics in my Medieval history class today...

How funny.

[SemperEadem]

64. how much you wanna bet he's been

screwing a blue streak up and down Alaska.

So much for limited government and keeping it out of the lives of ordinary citizens.

You cannot legislate morality.

[meow2u3]

68. You know how many guys would be locked up?

Oops, I forgot. They'll just have a jail full of women who've been either seduced, drugged, or raped. :sarcasm:

[WatsonT]

69. Punishable by what ? marriage?

[LynneSin]

70. I like this person - first up - probably the 3 oldest Palin kids - throw them all in jail!

:eyes:

btw if you haven't figured it out - :sarcasm:

[forty6]

77. I'd be in favor of that, (sarcastically, of course)

[One_Life_To_Give]

71. Can we start at the next RNC?

We could have a pool for how many of their candidates have to drop out as a result.

[Skip_In_Boulder]

72. These people are just not going to be happy

until we are living in Dark Ages II are they?

[yellowcanine]

73. Is that why Newt Gingrich is walking around with that "illegal smile" (lyrics by John Prine below)

When I woke up this morning, things were lookin' bad
Seem like total silence was the only friend I had
Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down... and won
And it was twelve o'clock before I realized
That I was havin' .. no fun

Chorus:
But fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun

Last time I checked my bankroll,
It was gettin' thin
Sometimes it seems like the bottom
Is the only place I've been
I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... dead end
And all my friends turned out to be insurance salesmen

Repeat Chorus:

Well, I sat down in my closet with all my overalls
Tryin' to get away
From all the ears inside my walls
I dreamed the police heard
Everything I thought... what then?
Well I went to court
And the judge's name was Hoffman

Ah but fortunately I have the key to escape reality
And you may see me tonight with an illegal smile
It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while
Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone
No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun
Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun

[BR_Parkway]

74. First they came for the gays.... n/t

[truthisfreedom]

75. And that provides jobs how?

Helps us economically how?

[LeftishBrit]

80. Well, I suppose if 90% of the state's citizens are in jail, there are more jobs to go around for the

other 10%!

[forty6]

76. DID you all catch THIS in the original article???? Palin...appointee

"Palin appointed Kathleen Tompkins-Miller, wife of tea party Senate candidate Joe Miller to the council in 2009."

Read more: http://www.adn.com/2011/03/23/1772266/senate-panel-questions-judicial.html#ixzz1Hd6agrPv


Coinkydink????

[LynneSin]

79. Alaskans would rather write in the name of Murkowski than have Miller as their senator

that's some serious commitment

[Redford]

78. This is leadership?

we really have much bigger issues than sex

[InvisibleTouch]

82. What is it about the governorship of Alaska that attracts crazies? n/t

[CRH]

83. He's probably a pissed off cuckold. n/t